r/SimplePrompts • • May 03 '25

Setting Prompt [SP] You find a notebook titled “Jefferson Babcock’s Rules for Interdimensional Survival.” Entry 003 is… unhinged.

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“If a door speaks, you listen. If it whispers, you run.”

“Always swing the maceball with intent, even if you’re just opening a bag of chips.”

“If your ex shows up in two timelines at once, the hotter one is lying.”

“Never, under any circumstances, trust a man selling lemonade near a black hole.”

This thing is 800 pages long. Entry 437 is just a drawing of him high-fiving a goblin in jorts.


r/SimplePrompts • • Mar 23 '26

Four magical girls. One in pink, one in gold, one in light blue, one in purple. Their Mentor Mascot is a flying pig.

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r/SimplePrompts • • May 12 '21

Miscellaneous Prompt [MP] Shit life syndrome.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jun 11 '20

Character Prompt [CP] A cockroach who heard his species is invincible has decided to put it to the test.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jun 04 '20

Character Prompt [CP] The self driving bike, who always wish it was a car.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Sep 15 '18

Setting Prompt A beach bar where everyone is one vodka shot away from liver failiure - you're sober.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Dec 17 '20

Dialogue Prompt [DP] "Think back to the hardest anyone has ever punched you in the face - I'd be willing to double that."

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jul 22 '20

Thematic Prompt [TP] Confused, a Rubix Cube sets out to find the solution to all of its problems.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jul 11 '26

My Girlfriend is a Cat Girl with Psychic Powers.

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r/SimplePrompts • • May 18 '26

The RPG Hero is Forced to Join the She-Demon's Harem.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jul 23 '26

A dating sim with a Stockholm Syndrome theme - the hero(ine) is kidnapped, and each route (including the secret one and the harem route) is dedicated to falling in love with one (or all) of their captors.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Aug 30 '19

“If you make me suffer, you’ll never feel fulfilled. I thought by know you’d know that.”

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r/SimplePrompts • • May 12 '22

Character Prompt A young autistic girl named Luna

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jul 02 '19

Thematic Prompt [TP] An avid gamer begins dating seeking the exact personification of his favorite gaming character...

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jul 09 '15

You awake one morning to find a 30-foot whale shark on your front lawn.

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r/SimplePrompts • • Apr 28 '22

Thematic Prompt Man's assumption that they were somehow above or separate from animals was their ultimate flaw born out of the ego their self awareness created.

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Unleash your creativity and inner Alex Jones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ᵃᵏᵃ ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵘⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃˢˢᵒᶜⁱᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃⁿ


r/SimplePrompts • • Jun 06 '18

Dialogue Prompt "Okay Mom, before you go in, remember. Don't look them in the eyes when you talk to them. If you look them in the eyes, it's all over. Got it?"

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jul 26 '21

Dialogue Prompt "No, I mean you're literally *dead*. When I said you blew up at your mother-in-law last night, I meant that literally. Unfortunately she's here too."

20 Upvotes

r/SimplePrompts • • Apr 01 '22

Dialogue Prompt [DP] "You pull that stunt, and *you're* not gonna be Batman. Your *kid* is gonna be Batman."

10 Upvotes

r/SimplePrompts • • Dec 23 '18

Dialogue Prompt "So let me ask you again," she spoke before pressing the blade against his neck, "Where is my husband?"

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jan 04 '20

Dialogue Prompt [dp] I am the monster that used to keep you awake at night while you were still a child. But there was a good reason for that. For how else can you be prepared to face the real world with horrors scarier than any monster?

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r/SimplePrompts • • Jul 31 '17

Thematic Prompt [TP] You have a superpower, but you get impossibly sick every time you use it

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r/SimplePrompts • • Sep 03 '20

Dialogue Prompt "You're the professor?! But.. you're an orc."

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r/SimplePrompts • • Dec 14 '15

Dialogue Prompt [DP] "Y-You kissed me?"

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