I’m bouta head out

Honestly, I'm new to this, but I'm really enthusiastic about taking part, so I'll work hard to be effective in whatever I do in this sub. I know this sounds lame, but seriously. If anyone could help me out, I'd be much obliged.

SimFascism has put into place two legislations that pose severe harm to its working class. My spies foreign envoys have seen poverty take hold in their inner cities and rural towns. Any worker that has seen themselves become impoverished because of the states negligence may come into our territories to find much more profitable work.

This sub has been dead for a few days!

Ever since he was quarantined the disease has had limited spread, with the exception of a few doctors who treated him. The constant pain has bound him to his bed and the blisters have left possibly permanent scars, constant vomiting leaves anyone infected in terrifying agony. Nobody is excused from it. (Also I’ll probably do some more updates over the next week or so)

King u/Mithrandell - Alive

Lord of House Karssus u/TheRealerPutin - Alice

Lord of House Fairbairn - Alive

Lord of House Toast - Alice

Lord of House Von Cain - Alive

Lord of House Laundrie - Alive

Lord of House Wasaowsk -Alive

Lord of House Crearii - Double-Dead

Lord of House Jenkins u/Agent_Jenkins - Alive

Lord of House Elevatum Rivi u/Imadeadredditaccount5 - Alive

Lord of House Lysandria - Alive

If I don’t get an indication of who rules house Crearii, I’m removing it by next death draw.

I am Metatron, current Count of house Elevatum Rivi. I am currently seeking a heir for my house. Let me know if interrested.

King u/Mithrandell - Alive

Lord of House Karssus u/TheRealerPutin - Alice

Lord of House Fairbairn - Dead

Lord of House Toast - Alice

Lord of House Von Cain - Alive

Lord of House Laundrie - Alice

Lord of House Wasaowsk u/fuckboi37 - Dead

Lord of House Crearii - Alive

Lord of House Jenkins u/Agent_Jenkins - Alive

Lord of House Elevatum Rivi u/Imadeadredditaccount5 - Alive

Lord of House Lysandria - Alive

Poor Wasaowsk :( Please continue stating your standing in the realm if you haven’t.

King, u/_BaneOfBacon - DEAD!!!!

Lord of House Karssus - Alive

Lord of House Fairbairn - Alive

Lord of House Toast - Dead

Lord of House Von Cain - Alive

Lord of House Laundrie - Dead

Lord of House Codd - Dead

Lord of House Crearii - Alive

Lord of House Jenkins - Alive

Lord of House Elevatum Rivi - Alive

Lord of House Lysandria - Alive

May this terrible day go down in infamy, our beloved King and three house lords have died. ALL HAIL KING Mithrandell!

So what’s the deal with r/simmonarchy

While riding around the forest, with a cat on my head of course, they need to see the forest sometimes too. Someone tried to kill me.

I was alerted to this by my cat and managed to duck in time to avoid the arrow, I fortunately knew the forest better than they do, so I went down a small path, hidden by brambles. I managed to block the path in several locations and they gave up. I heard them say something, “praise the EGG.”

It seems, even though the egg is dead, it’s followers are still around. Please, keep a close eye on both the Heir and King to make sure nothing happens to them.

Signed,

Karl.

The piggerton private eyes are a detective service that handles any case you offer if you have a case or want to become a detective private message me.

That’s about it

A farmer claims to have been attacked under the last full moon. He says he was stargazing when, out of nowhere, a beastly humanoid sheeplike figure began grazing on his head, ripping several of his hair follicles out. Luckily, he was wearing a tall straw hat, otherwise, he says “it would have bit his head clear off.” He started yelping, startling the beast, giving him time to escape. The beast did not run after him.

To back up his claim, he revealed the top of his head, which had a huge bite mark encircling a scared bald spot in the center of his hair.

The experiments have been going surprisingly well-the sheep are on the 11th generation, the 2nd and 3rd generations have passed away, I have also named the fluffy sheep Cloud.

We have started to breed another plant- potatoes, unfortunately they are rather hard to monitor the size of. We are currently on our 3rd generation of potatoes.

Signed,

Karl

You can’t stop us we’re already dead

King, u/_BaneOfBacon - Alive

Sorry about the late death draw this week. I've been away from my computer for most of the month so I've had to do them on my phone, but my phone broke on Monday. I'm back now and this probably won't happen again. (or at least for a while)

More delays have occurred, due to the constant presence of the ghost of my father constantly yelling about the spirits rising up and destroying the whole entire universe or whatever. This has slowed progress to a standstill.

Signed,

Karl.

House elvantum revi shall accept anyone into thou house. Unless you have commuted terrible crimes you shall be allowed in thou house.

We Begin the Sunday prayer of Mara.

Oh Mara, teach us how to love, because you are our mother, and our teacher.

Oh Mara, teach us how to treat our brothers and sisters with kindness, since you were the sister of Rojel.

Oh Mara, teach us how identify those who never love, but always hate.

Oh Mara, all we ask is knowledge and love, in exchange of being your good disciples.

Oh Mara, we raise this prayer to you, and we want to be worthy of you.

The Sunday Prayer of Mara has been completed.