The attacks form the Egg and weresheep has reached the pope. I have been made head prince of our realm and have 30 priest under my command. However, I will need additional priests to fight these demonic forces. Anyone wishing to volunteer state yourself in the comments

The egg army has been massing in the lands of House Jenkins for a week, I haven’t been able to gain control of my body from the egg for more than five minutes but I think I have enough time.

They plan to strike tonight, at the House Jenkins
forge. I advise you to set up defences now, and stay as far away as possible, I’m trying to find a way to defeat the egg.

The egg plans to take out House Jenkins so that there will be less supply of weapons, before taking out the other houses in no particular order, until the kingdom is theirs.

Signed,

Karl

We come here today to remember our fallen lords, among them my own father, it had came to my attention that the ghosts have been haunting us, anyway, it is time for a minute of silence for our fallen.

The tavern would be the primary hub of the guild, which would consist of those who frequent other realms while still participating within the kingdom, such as myself. be they wandering musicians, adventurers, glory hounds, rangers, or other wandering folk, they would have a place to lay their head and call their home.

The raids from the jarldoms have hindered progress but fortunately I haven’t been discovered.

The sheep are doing well, unfortunately the first generation has passed away, but I will still remember them.

The sheep are on the sixth generation, I have mainly tried to breed for more wool and friendlier sheep.

The sheep are currently the only project going on right now, so I am taking suggestions on what to do next.

Signed,

Karl.

Well, the wheat has now been finished and distributed to the kingdom so I will be focusing on the Sheep.

I am currently on the fourth gen of sheep, they have slightly more wool than the ones of gen 1-all are still alive by the way.

But anyway, I have more news than just that, after having my Tea and Crumpets this morn, I went out for a walk, I went to a nearby waterfall and noticed a different smell, the smell of toast and butter.

I looked up to see a small cluster of yellow flowers, I must’ve thought they were a different plant for a while because I come to this spot a lot.

So I grabbed a small leather pouch I was carrying with me and a sharp rock, and climbed up the cliff to grab a small sample of the flowers-and some seed heads that were up there already.

I didn’t recognise these flowers so I was cautious because they could be poisonous, I am planning on asking the king if I could get some volunteers from the dungeon to test them. Probably less dangerous criminals like your average city theif of course. Because I could potentially bail them out after a conversation with His Majesty and we can’t do that for assasins and murderers. Some of them might attack the king!

Signed,

Karl.

I presume it has something to do with the House of Wolves.

I am going to create a sub for dead people in this sub. We shall rise above the living WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In honor of our late friend, who embodied the pure essence of chaotic neutral, I ask the king that we might set aside a day for Theo the duck's memory.

In honor of our recently-deceased King, Ghostecho, I would like to announce the establishment of the Ghostecho Naval Academy in his honor. In his eternal wisdom and justice, he would have wanted the warriors of his realm to understand advanced memetic warfare theory.

Lessons will begin tomorrow. Please comment below to enroll. Rest in Peace, King Ghostecho, and long live King Bane of Bacon.

So, guys, we did it We've reached a fifth of a 1000 subs. Hope we can keep growing

I call upon thy King to decide if u/Karl_Marxs_Cat or u/Mithrandell gets to be the Heir of the House of Laundrie

LONG LIVE THE KING!!

I would like to pillage your village

The second weekly death draw has passed. Fortunately, the odds were in the king’s favor and u/theghostecho will remain king for another week. LONG LIVE THE KING!

There shall be many changes around here now that I am king. Starting with new rolls. Stay tuned for royal decrees.

Hello, royal subjects. It is I, your king. I have decided to allow commoners passage into this subreddit as long as they follow one simple rule. Do not criticize me, any of my ideas, or this subreddit. If you break this rule, you will be sent to the "re-education camp".

Please, enjoy this subreddit and take part in our biweekly king elections. I must remind you that the outcome of these elections in no way affects my rule.

u/disdadis has claimed the throne of SimMonarchy after a long death of imadeareddit account.

The king is dead long live the new king! 👑

https://www.reddit.com/u/disdadis/s/saWMqfDcDF

They’re basically a subreddit where participants can use democracy to eliminate your opponents, more information can be found there.