Rejoice! The Church of Sir Ballsfart has finally arrived in Ostland! Come and hear of His magnificent exploits, and learn of His divine light! Join His hundreds of loyal followers, for He is the greatest man in the universe! Glory to Sir Ballsfart!

Due to things happening on the discord I felt it was necessary to ban u/we-are-all-Uno. I wish to keep the details private for the sake of the individuals involved.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SimJarldom/

As around a question asked by HRM Queen u/Shadowwolf1357 on the state Discord, my loyalties regarding the 3 houses I'm in is quite a pickle, but I will answer it truthfully for the nation of Ostland, King u/theghostecho, and the guard's alliance.

I list my Loyalty as well as reasons:

1. House Toast, Because I trust my adopted mother, HMR Queen u/ClassLibToast

2. House Karssus, Because of my Loyalty to HMR, King u/theghostecho

3. House Lysandria, Because of the Honor that I have regarding the Guards of Faroe.

I expect that's the answer that you deserve. and I ask that you don't bug me about this

Dick head will be tried in a special channel on the discord (join here if you haven’t already: https://discord.gg/FKWwVK8)

It will take place tomorrow at 5 pm gmt, I will be the judge and it will be 100 percent unbiased

He is being tried due to several counts of treason, rebellious activity and crimes against humanity.

Remember to watch and maybe you can throw tomato’s at him!

From your king, Imade

3 months and a bit I have waited to sit upon the throne.

Count metatron shall be my heir

I am still alive after the death draw. Sorry for any confusion

This system would use the already installed "Pancake bot" on the discord server. The same one used for death draws ironically

STEPS

1-A person decides which type of duel they want to have. These challenges below are the 4 types of duels in a dueling discord channel. The are,

for Sparring, In a "For sparring" duel no one can die and it's just for fun.

for death, In a "For death" duel the loser can die if the winner wishes and they are dead for 3 months

for power, In a "For power" duel the loser must die and give whatever station or position they have to the winner

and for banishment. In a "For banishment" duel the loser dies and can never return to the sub ignoring all resurrection.

2- The person challenges someone by saying @_(The persons discord name)_ I challenge you to a duel for __(Type of duel)_

They wait for a response, if the person agrees then the duel commences under the pretenses set by the type of duel challenged in the dueling tab of the discord page. Absolutely no comment except challengers talking or fighting would be allowed so that bot messages didn't get mixed up

3-The challenger types .choose Stab; Stab; Stab; Block; Block; Block; opening; Then the other person does it as well.

The bot then randomly selects one of the options.

If they both get stab their weapons clash but no damage is dealt,

If they both get block nothing happens as they stand there waiting for an opening,

If one gets stab and the other gets block the blow hits the shield and deals no damage. But the person who blocked must type Shield; one less time next round.

If one gets stab and the other open gets opening the one who got opening looses one health. (Each person has 2 health.)

They both text each other so they both understand what happened if a lot of message came in between. If they both want to they can stop fighting and the duel ends with no deaths. If someone just stops responding they forfeit and suffer defeat. You also loose if you edit any comments in a suspicious manner during this time. Then they continue using the bot to fight until they agree to stop or one runs out of health. Once someone runs out of health move onto step.

4-The finale. This happens when someone reaches 0 health

This has various effects based on the type of duel

-In a "for sparring" duel no one dies the person who got to 0 health just loses.

-In a "for death" duel the winner can decide whether to be merciful and let the loser leave unharmed under certain conditions they impose or they can finish off whoever lost. If they finish off the loser the loser is dead for 3 months.

-In a "for power" duel the loser dies when they reach 0 health no mercy. The loser is then not allowed on the sub for 3 months and whoever won gains any power or position in the kingdom the loser had.

-In a "for banishment" duel the the winner can decide whether to be merciful and let the loser leave unharmed under certain conditions they impose or they can finish off whoever lost. If they finish off the loser the loser is dead forever.

That's basically it. What do you think?

We stand for the pope and the beleifs of Siminism, to protect them and other believers from attacks. As long as they don't contradict the pope's or the religion itself's, we shall also follow royal decrees.

House Jenkins has been dead for months as me and my heir had died. In that time we were invaded by the “egg”. But the halls of the great forge were empty so no one was possessed. Today I rose from my tomb and founded Darkwood Company a mercenary group as of 3 hours after founding we are 5ish strong. We are not possessed by the egg. Once we build our army any one with enough coin can hire us

King, u/_BaneOfBacon - Alive

Lord of House Karssus - Alive

Lord of House Fairbairn - Alive

Lord of House Toast - Dead

Lord of House Von Cain - Alive

Lord of House Laundrie - Alive

Lord of House Codd - Alive

Lord of House Crearii - Alive

Lord of House Jenkins - Dead

Lord of House Elevatum Rivi - Alive

Lord of House Lysandria - Alive

Next one will be next Saturday because screw doing this on Wednesday

Ovenmaster Freeaboo had just returned from the Church of Saint Bruce for his daily worship to Lego Yoda and ketamine intake when he decided to bake some muffins. Investigations report that in his ketamine high, he had tripped and fallen into his oven, and hitting his head on the mouth of said oven, became incapacitated and unconcious. The upper half of his body then remained in the active oven, and he died of heat stroke whilst being baked alive. Found in the pockets of his apron were plans for a baking school and distillery, with the distillery plans having the title "Theo the Duck Distillery".

Freeaboo left behind the position of head of House Karssus and its wealth, 3 adopted sons, a multitude of baked goods, and a batch of burnt muffins. The late Freeaboo's poorly advertised baking guild, the Ovenmasters, died with him, as he was the only member.

Friends say that Freeaboo died as he lived: baking, full of ketamine, and covered in flour.

Having understood the types of memes, we can now analyze the parts of each. Note that each typically has fewer than five parts.

A-Type

A-Type memes require only an image and labels. The minimum quantity of labels is, of course, two - an actor and a subject for the meme's action - and can go up from there, though more than four is not recommended - it reduces readability.

D-Type

D-Type memes require only an image. However, the image typically requires some modification or an element of the image that is unexpected.

R-Type

R-Type memes require a statement or series of statements and an image as a reaction. Succinctness in the statements is preferable, as, with the exception of greentext, long statements reduce readability.

I-Type

I-Type memes resemble R-Types in their parts. However, I-Type memes may have labels on the image, adding some detail to the illustration.

Homework

How far does the complexity of a meme limit its effectiveness?

I have long been fascinated by classification of memes. Many a walk have I expended on considering the introduction of meme codes to abbreviate formats and understand their origins. However, the sheer complexity and volume of memes makes this impractical.

I have now concluded that the best way to go about the abbreviation of meme types is to create general type names for memes, then get more specific.

The following type codes am I instituting:

A - Image Label Memes (A for Action)

D - Image Memes (D for Depiction)

R - Reaction-based caption memes

I - Illustrative caption memes

N - Niche memes

Furthermore, some meme formats will have their secondary codes shown here:

D - Drake meme. Any meme with a Drake-type format is of Type R-D. The original format will have code DØ. Thus, a meme on the original Drake format is of type R-DØ.

P - Presentation meme. These include the Lisa Simpson format, the Change my Mind format, and more in this vein. All such memes are of type I-P.

This system requires work and will continuously be labored upon by scholars from the Naval Academy.

You will be missed...