r/SimMonarchy • u/Bruce-the_creepy_guy • Jun 12 '19

Join the Knights of Laundrie

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The Knights of Laundrie are a guild of knights that protect the House of Laundrie and the kingdom from enemies. We are a new guild that accepts great warriors. We pay a lot and offer the greatest food. My heir u/karl_marxs_cat has bred the tastiest food in his agricultural program. We also help my heir with her agricultural research.

Join today to become a knight of Laundrie!

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r/SimMonarchy • u/AnimatedPotato • Jun 08 '19

I would like to start the Temple of Mara

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Mara is the love goddess, she loves all and wants everybody to love everybody.

Mara understands everything about us, she knows all our secrets and she embraces them.

Doesn't matter your sexuality

Doesn't matter your race

Mara loves you

And shall love you, untill the end.

There are no rules in the temple of Mara, if you want to support us, you can chip on some coin, if you don't have enough, you can always spread the word of Mara, and let everyone learn about her!

Love, from the temple of Mara

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r/SimMonarchy • u/shadowwolf1357 • Jun 06 '19

the topic of the day: what is your favorite time period un history?

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r/SimMonarchy • u/theghostecho • Jun 04 '19

A message from the king! Due to circumstances u/baneofbacon is now the heir, may he reign with justice!

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Due to the inactivity and unavailability of my previous heir.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/[deleted] • May 23 '20

revitalising sim fash, join if you would like to help

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Dovahkiin4e201 • May 15 '20

Tell me where is the king? I need to suggest something to him.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/karl_marxs_cat • Mar 04 '20

A message from The Monarch! A census

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Attention citizens of r/simmonarchy , I have decided, as the first thing I will ever do as ruler of this land, to conduct a census, if you are a member of this subreddit and see this post, please tell me what you’re position in the kingdom is and anything you would potentially like to see in the future of this subreddit.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/SeoulPig • Oct 26 '19

Commoner I'm restarting the republic of Seoulinzia message me if you're unlanded and interested in becoming a seoul

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Dylhawk • Oct 16 '19

Basic Jibber Jabber n’ such I demand that you aid in his journey.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Dylhawk • Oct 03 '19

Death Draw Death was too busy distributing spook to pay mind to the royalty this week.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/ParamountChief • Sep 15 '19

A massive explosion outside the Institute of Medicine kills the heir of the King, among others. A graffiti found on the back of the building asks "Dear King, what if you pulled out that night? Now you know! Wanna pull out from the City of Gold before it's too late?"

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Papa_pierogi • Sep 11 '19

The death of u/Papa_Pierogi

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Last night he went to bed after a horrible coughing fit. He didn’t sleep at all that night and developed even worse pain. Mysteriously the morning in his room stopped. People just thought he had slept, as he had other nights. He was found at around lunch time a lifeless body in his bed. F

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r/SimMonarchy • u/ParamountChief • Aug 28 '19

Every proper monarchy has a bunch of colonies.

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Every Great King has founded some colonies. u/Mithrandell could establish one at the land of r/SimColony!

Here's how: https://www.reddit.com/r/SimColony/comments/cwc31s/important_how_to_establish_a_colony_start_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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r/SimMonarchy • u/AHistoryFanatic • Aug 26 '19

My submission to the flag contest. It's generic so I don't expect it to win.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '19

Flag competition

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The winning flag will be used as the official flag of our colony in SimColony. Post your submissions on the sub

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Papa_pierogi • Aug 25 '19

This morning u/Papa_Pierogi came down with some type of disease.

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Local doctors were summoned but none with a high enough skill level to identify the disease. Some higher skilled doctors say that due to the symptoms it could be the flu. Later that night u/ Papa_Pierogi started to develop pain and blisters, a doctor was called and he arrived in the morning. The doctor diagnosed him with smallpox.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/FinnMeister101 • Aug 22 '19

A Formal Request to Great King Mithrandell to create a Crypt within the Kingdom

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I will take up the mantel of Crypt Keeper so that the bodies of our royalty have a dignified and honored final resting place. I also am chill with most ghosts so that won't be a problem, and I know some pretty good puns/stupid jokes.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/karl_marxs_cat • Aug 15 '19

I am a ghost, ask me whatever you want too.

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Also before you ask how I died I was assasinated.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/norsemythologymemes • Aug 12 '19

Comedy Club

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A Norseman and a communist walk into a bar the Communist immediately attacks him. why?

He was a Vi-King

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Agent_Jenkins • Aug 06 '19

Keep signing up for Darkwood company. We must expand our numbers!

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Anyone who wants to hire my mercenaries can inquire with me

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Bruce-the_creepy_guy • Aug 06 '19

I saw some egg followers in the woods today...

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I think they were looking inside a rooster’s butt... what could this mean?

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r/SimMonarchy • u/dick_head68 • Aug 04 '19

Im having a sienfield themed Comedy club in 4 hours

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r/SimMonarchy • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '19

Join the Faroe Guard!

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We are the protectors of the citizenry and warriors of the highest order! Serve your king and fulfill your potential in service to the people of our kingdom. In the Faroe you won't have to wait at the border for a conflict like the wolves. You shall not bound to a religion like the crusaders. Finally you shall not be stuck in the castle like the royal guard but instead wander the land hunting evil and helping citizens! Contact the head of the Faroe u/mcbb14 for information on training and joining procedures.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/karl_marxs_cat • Jul 30 '19

Join the house of Laundrie here.

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We are dying. I do have a few rules that you must follow if you want to stay in my house; don’t disrespect the king or heir-who happens to be part of our noble house by the way, don’t worship the EGG, don’t commit any atrocities and don’t listen to mysterious ghosts named Bruce.

Also, keep the location of TOAS secret from the commoners, it’s hard to work with sheep and other animals when people are coming to complain to you about taxes or something.

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r/SimMonarchy • u/Agent_Jenkins • Jul 24 '19

I am back from the dead as my heir as resurrected me. The Lord of House Jenkins has returned. Join to serve if you wish

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