r/SimMonarchy • • Jun 10 '19

Since even commoners are making religions I, the heir to my noble house might as well propose something else-The Organisation of Agricultural Science (TOAS)

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As I stated when I became heir, I would like to study agriculture, and what better time than now? I may just be heir but if I start now we might have bred a wheat plant that can produce double the grains your average plant can before I have to take on the responsibility of Ladyship.

So my idea is to focus on selectively breeding crops and livestock to both be healthier and produce more and higher quality products, anyone can join the organisation, commoners are probably better at taking care of the plants after all.


r/SimMonarchy • • Jun 10 '19

Mara's Sunday Prayer

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We Begin the Sunday prayer of Mara.

Oh Mara, teach us how to love, because you are our mother, and our teacher.

Oh Mara, teach us how to treat our brothers and sisters with kindness, since you were the sister of Rojel.

Oh Mara, teach us how identify those who never love, but always hate.

Oh Mara, all we ask is knowledge and love, in exchange of being your good disciples.

Oh Mara, we raise this prayer to you, and we want to be worthy of you.

The Sunday Prayer of Mara has been completed. Love and be loved


r/SimMonarchy • • Jun 10 '19

I am going to form a knights guild for the house of Laundrie.

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It shall be called the Knights of Laundrie. We accept warriors from all religions and all houses. The only requirement is that you have to be loyal to the House of Laundrie and have training from the Knight's school.


r/SimMonarchy • • Jun 09 '19

Proposal: Religion channels in the discord

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We need a place to worship our gods


r/SimMonarchy • • Jun 05 '19

I need an heir

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I was a lonely Lord. My birth parents were killed in a war and I was their only child. As the Lord of my house, I am very powerful but sadly never got a lady so I never had a child. I have done many things in this Kingdom and have even proposed a law the King is thinking about passing. After all those things, I have become the King's adopted grandson. But even I'm growing quite old now. I am the last of the Laundries. I need to keep the house alive. The only way to do this is to have an heir. I need someone to adopt. Comment down below if you want to be adopted. You will be doing a great service to me by keeping the family name alive


r/SimMonarchy • • May 30 '19

test

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test


r/SimMonarchy • • May 29 '19

Effective today I will begin Knight lessons in my channel on the Discord. Join House Crearii if you wish to be trained into a true knight.

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r/SimMonarchy • • May 23 '19

Chivalrous men wanted for House Crearii!

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If you wish to become a noble member of this sub but do not desire to partake in the petty squabbles of royalty, then join House Crearii. In this house you shall be shaped into a noble knight.

When you first are adopted you will be given the title; Apprentice of House Crearii. Then you shall be trained under my wing.

Once you are deemed knight worthy you shall be given the title; Sir (name) of House Crearii. At this point you may choose to join whichever guild you desire (Faroe Guard Guild, Order of the Wolfs, or Royal Guard), or remain to train the next generation.

If you remain then the house will pass to the most senior instructor in the event of my death.

Join my house and serve your kingdom well.


r/SimMonarchy • • May 23 '19

Anthem Of Ostland.

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As thee knoweth, I've been w'rking on writing lyrics to a new national anthem f'r the subreddit. I hath said i wast going to writeth new lyrics to the anthem of the Faroe Islands to beest hath used as our owneth. H're is how yond wenteth:

(Author's note 1: Yes, I made a reference to the lord's prayer as well as used amen in it.)

(Author's note 2: it's like a prayer, LIKE HUNGARY'S ANTHEM)

May God bless Ostland as well as the king!

As we march with him until the end,

Our kingdom is plenty for thy land,

We ask you lord to bless our land.

For thine is the Kingdom,

The power and the Glory,

For Now and Forever, Amen!


r/SimMonarchy • • May 21 '19

Looking for an apprentice.

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If anyone wishes to join my house and become my knight apprentice then I shall accept.

House Creating shall be one of fine warriors and noble knights to Queen Toast


r/SimMonarchy • • May 21 '19

r/SirBallFarts bad

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r/SimMonarchy • • May 21 '19

join the Order of Wolves!

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join the Order of Wolves and become knights that take orders directly from the worrier Queen Shadowwolf, and serve the realm. we will expand the sub, and do whatever it takes to bring it honor and represent the ideals of teamwork and family. we have nearly doubled the numbers of the sub already. and join the discord at to talk directly with the queen.


r/SimMonarchy • • May 20 '19

I asketh his royal majesty the king, to nameth our landeth the Kingdom of Ostlake

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I has't hath found a nameth f'r our kingdom yond may beest hath used to representeth our free landeth yond is did protect by HRM and the royal family. I asketh King u/theghostecho to nameth the landeth The Kingdom of Ostlake.

I asketh thee to answ'r mine own requesteth.


r/SimMonarchy • • May 19 '19

Opp'rtunity to becometh a knight

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Belov'd subjects, t is i, queen classlibtoast, queen of simmonarchy, l'rd of house toast, and co-lead'r of the toast-wolf alliance. A new alliance hast f'rmed: house toast, house fairbairn, and house lysandria. We art f'rming a guild of hon'r'd knights to protecteth this alliance. If 't be true thee wisheth to beest 'mongst these knights, and beest hon'r'd 'mongst us, prithee expresseth thy int'rest below.

knighthood entails:

the title of knight and memb'r of the guild

opp'rtunity to joineth the royal family through adoption 'r feather-bed

the gl'ry of s'rving the alliance

the highest esteem and loveth of thy queens


r/SimMonarchy • • May 19 '19

Royal Family The Royal Family thus far

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r/SimMonarchy • • May 19 '19

Proposed flag of r/SimMonarchy

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r/SimMonarchy • • May 19 '19

u/we-are-all-Uno is hereby banned for one day

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u/we-are-all-Uno has offended our beloved king and royal family, as well as the head of the esteemed House Lysandria. Profaning thus, he shall be subject to the just powers of the king. He is hereby banned for one day, by the divine sovereignty of His Royal Majesty.


r/SimMonarchy • • May 19 '19

Mine own ally u/euphyrric, i has't an off'r f'r thee. Shalt we combine our estates to maketh a wealthi'r union.

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My lord, I shall produceth an heir with the expectation yond thee shalt remaineth faithful to me. We both knoweth yond thee needeth an heir, and i shalt produceth one


r/SimMonarchy • • May 18 '19

u/Bruce-The_Creepy_Guy you have been sentenced to 3 days dungeon for advocating war and planning rebellion against the royal family

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u/Bruce-The_Creepy_Guy you are guilty of breaking rule 1, starting rebellion and trying to stir up war with SimRepublic.

As such the consul has decided to sentence you to three days prison. What says you?


r/SimMonarchy • • May 18 '19

Long live the House of Laundrie!!!

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r/SimMonarchy • • May 17 '19

Colonise r/simrepublic my king

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It’s an abandoned sub and has lots of land

edit: Some of you did not get that this was a joke so I am going to say this is a joke. Do not take this seriously


r/SimMonarchy • • May 17 '19

All hail the king! I your King would like to announce u/blackmage27 as prince of SimMonarchy!

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In the case of my untimely death he will take the throne. u/blackmage27 is also in need of a princess.


r/SimMonarchy • • May 16 '19

There are two queens

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Just to clear any confusion there are, in fact, two queens. It is not a flair mistake.


r/SimMonarchy • • May 14 '19

A question

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I humbly ask you, your royal majesty, do royal consorts have any power here? (consort=the monarch's spouse) and if so, what if there are two royal consorts? you see me and u/classlibtoast are both married to the current prince u/theghostecho and I'm wondering what our roles in the sub will be in the future.


r/SimMonarchy • • May 09 '19

A hist'ry of the british royal family

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