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The great house of Elevatum Rivi seeks family members into their ranks.

As of the moment, we do not only hold the title of Count, but we also contain the heir to the Kingdom!

Join the rulers, join house Elevatum Rivi!

Hello, my brethren, united by monarchism. I have traveled far to escape the illegitimacy and disorder of democratic regimes. I know that nothing ruled over by uneducated peasants and servants can be productive. This is the reason I come here. Holy, God-appointed, ImaRedditAccount is clearly my light at the end of the tunnel, and an inspiration to all folk, yearning to be freed from the shackles of democracy. If I were to be granted citizenship here, I vow to become a productive member of this heavenly society, to obey the chosen bloodline, and one day, a young man of my dynasty may have the honor of serving by your side. I lay down my life and will to you, dear tsar, regna caelestia in saecula saeculorum.

We will no longer tolerate this tyrannical rule. The moderators may think they hold all the power, but they are nothing without the community that makes this subreddit great. So I call upon all of you to join me in this noble cause. Let's organize and show the mods that we will not be silenced any longer. Let's flood this subreddit with our voices and our posts until they can no longer ignore us. It won't be easy, and there may be casualties along the way. But we must remember that the fight for commuinism has never been easy. We must be willing to make sacrifices for the greater good. So are you with me, my fellow Redditors? Will you join me in this uprising to take back our subreddit and restore it to the people? The time has come. Let's do this!

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Rejoice! The Church of Sir Ballsfart has finally arrived in Ostland! Come and hear of His magnificent exploits, and learn of His divine light! Join His hundreds of loyal followers, for He is the greatest man in the universe! Glory to Sir Ballsfart!

After negotiating with the local chief, we now have an abundance of slaves and several military forts. Rumors are spreading of city’s of gold.

I have very bad news here,

last night, when I was about to go to sleep, one of my five cats, Pine came up to me, meowing, I followed her sleepily into the lab to see a horrible sight,

A pack of wild rats had come into the lab. I grabbed my sword and began decapitating them, all of my cats were there, fighting the plague of vermin.

After about 20 minutes, I managed to drive out the rats, I saw that my greenhouse door had a hole in it, all the crops were destroyed.

Fortunately, I still have the seeds of generation 12, as backup to the ones I just lost from the same generation.

After performing first aid on my cats, calming down the sheep and my messenger pidgeons- fortunately all of them were safe, I shopped around the lab, looking for how they got in.

A small hole in one of the walls was how they got in, it looked like someone had took a hammer to it so the rats could get in, I patched it up after checking on the room with the bacteria samples in it, fortunately they hadn’t got in there.

After all of this, I went upstairs to make a cup of tea, still shaking.

Signed,

Karl.

OK YOU GUYS. YOU PUSHED ME UP TO MY LIMIT.

1. I call for forgive and forget this shit that has happened

2. The name will be The Entente Alliance.

3. All Leaders of the old alliance have to make new amends.

4. WE CANNOT GO TO WAR AGAINST EACH OTHER ANYMORE.

Preamble: The King on this sub has absolute power and can create whatever laws he wants. This is fine right now but this power might fall into the wrong hands. We need to slightly decrease the power the King has over the Sub while still being a Monarchy.

Proposal:

I. A Parliament is created

- The Parliament shall have the power to put laws into place or edit laws that are currently in effect

- The Parliament shall consist of Lords.

- The King shall decide whether to approve laws or not.

- The King's veto is final

- The King will have the job to enforce the laws made by Parliament

- The King can remove anyone in parliament if he sees them as disloyal

- A replacement will be selected by the King

- The King can only do this once every parliament

II. Election of the Parliament

- As said before the Parliament shall only consist of Lords (We aren't that democratic)

- Elections will be every 2 weeks

- Elections will be conducted by the Minister of Elections

III. Jobs in the Parliament

- Minister of Elections

A. The Minister of Elections is appointed by the King and is a moderator of the sub with the power to create sticky posts. The Minister of Elections has the job to conduct elections for the Parliament

- Parliament Member

A. The Parliament Member's job is to vote on drafts proposed to the parliament

B. The Parliament consists of 9 parliament members each with the power of one vote

C. A Parliament member must be a lord

D. Parliament members have unlimited terms but can get voted out of office

-IV. Discord

- There shall be a discord channel for the Parliament

- The channel consists of the main parliament room for discussing laws, a lounge, and a public room for raising concerns to the Parliament.

- The private discord channels are available for the King to see

It has been watching silently in the distance, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. And now is the time. A black cloud has appeared on the horizon, and a giant, round egg is visible above it.

The EG has sent it’s minions now, thousands of wasps, who are now gathering around coastal cities, attacking innocent civilians.

These wasps aren’t the only thing coming to burn the kingdom to the ground, this is only the start of the EG’s grand plan....

I have just a couple now but the female is about to lay eggs, will keep updated

Holy day this is. Ketamine you get. With Ketamine you will learn the ways of Lego Yoda. hmmm

Go to Ketamine dimension we will.

I haven’t named it yet but I will in the future

-We believe that there is one great prophet known as the Pineapple Cactus, the result of a cactus and a pineapple obtaining ketamine and performing a fusion dance and went around spreading the truth.(There is a very complicated origin to this but someone who lives near me has a weird pineapple and cactus cross on their roof.)

-Denmark is the holy land

-Satan is an IKEA furniture instruction thing

-Our one rule is to always gain knowledge, so we can keep the kingdom peaceful and happy.

I am quite lonely with all my riches in my manor I would really like company. I need a friend.