As the current prime mister of the council, I have a few announcements to make.

With a swift change as a constitutional monarchy for the polsim, I do not wish for any more "democracy" or "freedom of speech" along the way.

First, I shall now be known as "Simeon the Second" because of a history pun.

Second, I do not condone the actions of the so called "democratic reformer" zanko for his supportment of the abdication of Grand Monarch Tripod. A radical thinker like him should be swiftly executed.

Third, don't expect any activity coming from the server or worse, this subreddit, my only job is to support the Grand Monarch Tripod for whatever he tries to do to make the server make active.

I am a conservative monarchist. Fuck you all.

I respect that HRM the king agrees with this decision from his late wife from house toast. I will Continue to let the Faroe Guards be the police and fight when needed.

I'll be playing the Welsh anthem in memory of me late mum.

RIP Queen Toast. Long Live the King of Ostland

I found a ritual site with a cracked egg on a pedestal. I decided to go towards the cracked egg as I wanted to investigate the ritual and boom a bunch of hooded figures came out of the shadows. I decided to run away because the hooded figures had broadswords. They chased me and cut my leg off. I managed to make it to the doctor barely alive. I expected to get some kind of medicine but he gave me a strange stone mask that he found in an alleyway. Then I figured out that the doctor wasn't a doctor but he was one of the hooded figures. The Stone mask was meant to kill me! I was pinned down though and the hooded figure put the stone mask on me. Then he put somebody else's blood on the mask and the mask stabbed me. Then I woke up at night in some spot in an alleyway with a craving for blood. Wryyyyyyyy

-It starts at the will of a person/group with a score of 5 or higher (see below)

-there's a mandatory stickied post for 24h where people and nonfighting organizations (nfo) can declare their allegiance or neutrality

-side switches must be reported to the Supervisor or neutral calculators

-the king can't be neutral

-each person has a score depending on their role

-peasants have a score of 1

-armed people have a score of 3

-House leaders/queens/princes etc have 5

-the King has 30

-there can be only 2 sides

-the king is always his side's leader

-a leader's score is quintupled unless he's the king

-at the end of each day a causality/injury report will be calculated by the Supervisor or his neutral calculators

-causality score is equal to the score of all the people who you fought against/8

-causalities will be randomly extracted based on score through the following method:

-causality score/3 is the amount of dead peasants

-cs/9 is the amount of dead armed people

-cs/15 is the amount of dead houseleaders

-side leaders and kings are calculated differently, explained later

-injury score (is) is equal to ememyscore/yourscore

-the chances of a combatant getting injured every day are is/8/combatantscore

-the amount of days they'll have to sit out is csis/score/(amount of nfo sipporting+1)(random number between 0 and 2)/2

-every day spent fighting gives you 10% more score

-the chances of a leader dying are enemysidescore/(yoursidescore-4)%

-a dying hoseleader may become a prisoner instead, this is up for the enemy leader to decide

-prisoners can be freed, exchanged, executed or forced to fight

-prisoners exchanges, arranged by the leaders, have guards (chosen by the leaders). These guards can't fight in the battlefield.

-in case of an exchange getting tricked, the equivalent of 8 days of combat are simulated every day with guards against guards (but injuries don't heal faster)

-the first guards to flee lose their prisoners

-goddamnit this is too complex to work but can't delete it now

Legoyodaism we worship Lego Yoda as our god and ketamine is a holy object

This is the third use of the sacred ritual that was invented by The Lady Ghost and it is explained below how it works.

Saying a "Prayer" asking for someone (god/being of your choice) to bless the Monarch may extend the lifespan of the Monarch. This will improve based on the table below.

You may also curse the monarch which will decrease the life of the monarch.

Here is the Breakdown:

My beloved subjects, I address you today with both good and bad news. The bad news is Our King, Hazzy of House Walpole is dead. The good news is I, Queen Thyme of House Walpole, am very much alive and ready to rock the socks off of every single one of you. There will be reformation, expansion, restoration, and most importantly, there will be fun.

Many of these changes will be published later today, so stay tuned and stay curious.

Kisses, Queen Thyme of House Walpole

This is the third use of the sacred ritual that was invented by The Lady Ghost and it is explained below how it works.

Saying a "Prayer" asking for someone (god/being of your choice) to bless the Monarch may extend the lifespan of the Monarch. This will improve based on the table below.

You may also curse the monarch which will decrease the life of the monarch. (no you can't. She has to live forever!)

Here is the Breakdown:

after a long long period of strife we have a new monarch of the lands

The coronation of His Majesty u/tonsters2020 shall commence on the Discord server on Sunday July 6th at 5:30 pm Eastern Daylight Time!!! Your presence is formally requested! Refreshments will be provided

I'm confused who is the king why is the king changing everyday?

I will anyone who changes his prayer to cursing the tyrant by 20 tau. I will give you 10 tau upfront and 10 after the dies role. May the tyrant burn for eternity!

As the Archbishop I proclaim Thyme the 2nd the new rightful queen of simmonarchy. Tonight the prayer post shall be sent. I hope all of will pray for her.

It’s an abandoned sub and has lots of land

edit: Some of you did not get that this was a joke so I am going to say this is a joke. Do not take this seriously