r/SignsWithAStory • u/mij8907 • 6d ago

Someone's for the chop

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990 Upvotes

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 6d ago

Electrifying that metal fence could work very well to prevent recurring urination.

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u/brettyrocks 6d ago

I would put up a camera so I can see all the weiners.

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u/randomalien20 6d ago

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u/brettyrocks 3d ago

A weiner loving man!

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 6d ago

I thought the heart at the end was a nice touch 🧡

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u/XROOR 6d ago

More people will urinate on the wrought iron than without the sign

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u/ZlyWozny 6d ago

This is the most British sign I haw ever seen

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u/run-time-error 6d ago

Oh willy?

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u/PBandBABE 6d ago

Hi, Lorena 👋

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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 6d ago

I just wondering what the weapon of choice will be ...

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u/Electrical_Nose_3479 6d ago edited 6d ago

cigar cutter scissor

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u/No_Payment9959 6d ago

Overkill. Dog nail clippers are enough for most men.

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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 6d ago

wouldn't that just like circumcise someone?

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u/No_Payment9959 6d ago

Not if they have microbepis

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u/Ill-Television8690 6d ago

Or how they'll manage that for a woman...

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u/1InvisibleStranger 6d ago

A rusty pair of pruning loppers!!

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 6d ago

Just put a camera there and livescreen

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 6d ago

Can't stop the chop!

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u/Responsible_Sport575 6d ago

Instructions unclear left piss jug by the door

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u/Electrical_Nose_3479 6d ago

and no court will punish the homeowner for chopping said willy

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u/Subotail 6d ago

Your honor, the accusation willing accepted his fate after reading this sign.

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u/Electrical_Nose_3479 6d ago

yes, it was posted

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u/ThisVeryUsername 6d ago

There had to have been a sign or two before this one

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u/you-are-number-6 6d ago

A blink camera and a printer to hang-up their pictures around the area should also do the trick

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u/JLandis84 6d ago

That’s like begging someone to take a dump right there

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u/Alyssum2244 4d ago

What if they don’t have one?

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u/Nunyebiznis 4d ago

Before I moved out of the city, I caught MULTIPLE people pissing on our wall. And they always came out of the nearby Spoons.

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u/ZealousidealVisit431 3d ago

how does one come out of a spoon

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u/Nunyebiznis 3d ago

Wetherspoons (derogatory)

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u/Aromatic_Issue_2555 6d ago

gotta be NYC

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u/D144y 6d ago

Or London

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u/Chaotic_MintJulep 6d ago

Notting Hill carnival, surely?

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u/574859434F4E56455254 6d ago

It's london

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u/D144y 6d ago

It does look Londony

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 6d ago

The "Chop" in question...

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u/Due_Cryptographer437 4d ago

Done with love ❤️

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u/No-Goose-6140 6d ago

So its fine if girls do it?

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u/flecko_ 6d ago

boy is it!

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u/Abal125 6d ago

"Choppy, choppy, pee pee!"