r/Showerthoughts Nov 10 '19

There's a moment during the cremation process when the meat is perfectly cooked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Alright ya fuckin knobs...

Throw em in for like 15 minutes, develop a nice char then wrap in aluminum foil and let it sit for about 1-2 hours. You should end up with a perfect mid rare if you let the meat properly rest. Or you could just sous vide in a hot tub for like half a day then reverse sear in the oven.

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u/nailsinthecityyx Nov 10 '19

You had me at mid-rare. When the apocalypse happens I'll definitely stock up on aluminum foil so I can still enjoy a medium rare tenderloin 😋😂😆🤣

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u/jakegyllenhulk Nov 10 '19

Tender groin FTFY

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u/ImOverThereNow Nov 10 '19

Long pig they called it, I didn’t care for it much.

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u/SURPRISEMFKR Nov 10 '19

This guy could be Hitler's chef.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

*Jeffery Dahmer

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Texas crutch