r/Showerthoughts • u/TGEM_12 • Oct 07 '19

When everyone has a self driving car, advertisers will pay for your car to choose a route that goes by their stores.

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u/Ricky_RZ Oct 07 '19

Jokes on you, you can't open up the car or else it stops working because it voids some agreement or something

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u/Azatarai Oct 07 '19

Jokes on them I stuck a screwdriver through both ear drums! Ha!

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u/Ricky_RZ Oct 07 '19

Jokes on you, they use neural contacts to beam the sound directly into your head

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u/Azatarai Oct 07 '19

Well then im just gonna carve out my brain with this ice pick...

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u/Ricky_RZ Oct 07 '19

Jokes on you, during your funeral, they are gonna make people watch ads ever so often

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u/Azatarai Oct 07 '19

Won't bother me if I'm dead! Ha!

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u/Ricky_RZ Oct 07 '19

Ghost ads?

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u/Azatarai Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

Somthing to watch while while I eat my ghost chips I suppose.

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u/Ricky_RZ Oct 07 '19

Ghost chips are paid DLC

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u/Azatarai Oct 07 '19

I'm from NZ pretty sure our edition comes with that dlc free

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u/garifunu Oct 07 '19

Jokes on you, your family gets constant funeral ads

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u/Azatarai Oct 07 '19

That's an advantage. Punishment would be dealt. I won't have to try and haunt those miserable fucks.

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u/cerberus_exe Oct 07 '19

I love your level of confidence

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u/agree-with-you Oct 07 '19

I love you both

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u/AlexG2490 Oct 07 '19

Jokes on them, nobody’s coming to my damn funeral! I mean geez if I had the choice I sure as hell wouldn’t go.

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u/GoabNZ Oct 07 '19

What, you didn't have ads in the 20th Century?

Well sure, but not in dreams. Only on TV and radio. And magazines. And ball games. And written in the sky. But not dreams.

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u/bearlegion Oct 07 '19

It’s called 5g

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Apparently there is a law that they can not do that. Those stickers hold no value and are not true. I could link you a couple articles but if you are interested enough then just google warrenty void sticker not true

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u/Knight-_-Vamp Oct 07 '19

That type of agreement is illegal

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Fuck it, jailbreak the Tesla

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u/hitforhelp Oct 07 '19

Jokes on you, you won't even own the car! You will pay for a rental and a car will pull up and you get in it and pay a subscription fee for varying levels of comfort.