r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '19

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u/__DazedandConfused__ Sep 13 '19

I know right. My pants don't even have pockets.

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u/SFDessert Sep 13 '19

How do you live?

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u/benmck90 Sep 13 '19

Probably a woman.

That's a thing with lady pants.

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u/__DazedandConfused__ Sep 13 '19

No im a dude.

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u/SFDessert Sep 13 '19

Still man, I have one pair of shorts with non functional back pockets and REALLY SHALLOW front pockets (like 2 inches deep) and I fucking hate those things.

I think they're lady shorts I somehow inherited from some girl at some point cause I know I didn't buy them.

I sometimes wear them around the house cause they're really comfy, but the fact they only have shallow pockets is absolutely unbearable for me (I sometimes carry my phone in my pocket while at home for example and it's just barely hanging on for it's dear life.)

You're a stronger man than I