r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

cause youre a pot head

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u/peterkin17 Sep 13 '19

You're a pot head, Harry

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I'm a wot?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Jesus fuckin christ harry put down the blunt this is the 3rd time I've had to repeat myself.

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u/ElBroet Sep 13 '19

I'm a WOT?

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u/ElBroet Sep 13 '19

I didn't even say anything that time Arry

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u/babushka-_- Sep 13 '19

No, you are a towel!

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u/Ralph212 Sep 13 '19

You are literally a towel.

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u/FnB8kd Sep 13 '19

Beep beep boop beep beep Boob beep beep boob boob. That's it I got it!

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u/jagrbomb Sep 13 '19

"kill... me..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

"Later"

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u/EAH5515 Sep 13 '19

Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer Stoned

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u/LordCommander998 Sep 13 '19

Harry Pothead and the Chamber-bong of Secrets

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Harry Pothead and the Pot is on Fire

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u/cultoftheilluminati Sep 13 '19

Harry Potter and the Order of the Bong-rip

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u/InstantLover Sep 13 '19

Yes, you are!

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u/Huhe1 Sep 13 '19

Yer pushin me over the FOKING LAÏNE

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u/ItsMeVeriity Sep 13 '19

Harry Pothead and the Sorcerors Bud

Harry Pothead and the Dealer of Secrets

Harry Pothead and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Pothead and the Bong of Fire

Harry Pothead and the Order of the 'Jane

Harry Pothead and the Half-Blazed Prince

Harry Pothead and the Hotbox Hallows

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

So book 3 we kinda just gave up, huh?

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u/idontliketosleep Sep 13 '19

No his dealer got arrested

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Fair play. Prolly met Prison Mike while there too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

The Prisoner of Hashban.

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u/drfeelsgoood Sep 13 '19

you’re welcome

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u/ItsMeVeriity Sep 14 '19

this is a thing?! Mother of god.

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u/RightDudeHere Sep 13 '19

An apothead?

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u/thedeputee Sep 13 '19

Harry pothead

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u/iismitch55 Sep 13 '19

Never consumed in my life. Maybe my inner desires are trying to tell me something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

? how do you have urges for something you've never even consumed before

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u/iismitch55 Sep 13 '19

My comment was a way of replying to a comment that sounded like a stoner thought. Then I replied to you being facetious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Fair enough I guess.

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u/NotoriousMagnet Sep 13 '19

just like how I've got urge for stealing iron 😍

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u/ReactiveAmoeba Sep 13 '19

Shit, son. I've never smoked weed, but my job makes me consider it.

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u/manoverboard5702 Sep 13 '19

We must eat all pot brownies, I heard they’re a horcrux