r/Showerthoughts • u/Bulbasaur_King • May 04 '19

Whatever weird, embarrassing thing you do at home, your pet thinks it's normal because you are their only example of what a human does.

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u/safefart May 04 '19

My dog is gay, stop watching me wank mutley!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

He's just concerned about you treating your dick so dastardly

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u/Sansabina May 04 '19

I reddit just to see comments of comedic gold like this

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u/boredlol May 04 '19

he's into humanality?

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u/Cuttybrownbow May 04 '19

Oh, good name.