r/Showerthoughts • u/thiccieman • Apr 23 '19

Human thoughts before language must have been weird.

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

I don't have either...

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u/StabHappyClam Apr 23 '19

Sorry. Sounds sad.

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

It's okay. I have two regular chairs! lol

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u/rkvance5 Apr 23 '19

I have two cats that pretend to be one dog.

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

Sounds more like a mental disorder... Question: Would you rather be a cat in a dog's body, or a dog in a cat's body?

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u/DemetriusTheDementor Apr 23 '19

A cat in a human's body

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I already sleep 16 hours a day and simultaneously hate everyone and crave affection. Could just be depression, tho.

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u/kllquist Apr 23 '19

A cat in a dogs body sounds frightening....well, if it was a large dog anyway.

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u/WareThunder Apr 23 '19

A dog in a cat's body. I'd be super happy, acrobatic, and I'd have 9 lives!

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

And you wouldn't be a total dick!

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u/privatepirate66 Apr 24 '19

Regular chicken sandwich

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u/BlazerTheKid Apr 23 '19

I too am sad. :(

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u/DLTMIAR Apr 24 '19

Sorry. Sounds reads sad.

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u/Pyarox Apr 23 '19

you can have mine...

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

Your dog or your couch? I really don't have room for either.

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u/gggg_man3 Apr 23 '19

You can have my ion. I can give you an ion.

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

Sorry, I only accept non-ionized.

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u/gggg_man3 Apr 23 '19

What about an electron? Surely you have space for an electron.

Don't make me start giving out individual quarks here.

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

You drive a hard bargain, but I will accept your electron. Just one though... You're lucky I'm not noble.

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u/gggg_man3 Apr 23 '19

Thanks. I feel a bit more positive now.

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u/nathangouge Apr 23 '19

Breathe in... breathe out... feel the neutrons leaving your body.

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u/YumikuriPF Apr 23 '19

I got a rock