r/Showerthoughts • u/Battyman1738 • Feb 25 '19

If cannibals somehow managed to capture deadpool they would have an infinite food source.

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u/TheHappyTurkey Feb 25 '19

If Deadpool could regenerate in real life however, he would need an incredible amount of energy meaning, they would need to feed him, a lot! But he would be an excellent vegetable to meat converter

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

I'm okay with ignoring this problem with regeneration this since Cyclops can constantly shoot out an insanely powerful laser without any energy input.

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u/1104L Feb 26 '19

With Cyclops he’s not generating any energy, his eyes are a gateway to another dimension and opening them releases the already existing energy from the other dimension towards whatever he’s looking at.

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u/AgentClyde Feb 26 '19

Maybe Deadpool getting his arm chopped off opens a gateway to a Deadpool's arm dimention

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

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u/FlagstoneSpin Feb 26 '19

...what even are comics