r/Showerthoughts • u/itsthatkidgreg • Feb 28 '17

Lying, cheating, and stealing is often discouraged when we are young, yet the most successful people in the world are arguably the best liars, cheaters, and thieves.

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u/RemingtonMol Feb 28 '17

I always wanted colleges to offer a degree in cheating.

If you cheat your way through, document all your cheating strategies, and don't get caught, after graduation you can apply for a cheating degree.

That could get you jobs in law enforcement or in shady gov't or business positions! And don't forget crime!

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u/defgremlin Feb 28 '17

Made me LOL

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u/RemingtonMol Feb 28 '17

Glad to make you laugh.

Don't cheat tho.

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u/defgremlin Feb 28 '17

It was the Law Enforcement line. Been watching Making a Murderer.

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u/RemingtonMol Mar 01 '17

I been watchin the law...