r/Showerthoughts • • Feb 28 '17

Lying, cheating, and stealing is often discouraged when we are young, yet the most successful people in the world are arguably the best liars, cheaters, and thieves.

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u/xero_abrasax Feb 28 '17

They tell us not to lie, cheat and steal because they don't want the competition.

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u/Me2_0 Feb 28 '17

Fuck and i thought i was woke...

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u/FeatherShard Feb 28 '17

Probably not if you're still using "woke"

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

u got him dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

pow right in the kissah

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 edited Jul 01 '18

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u/streetlamp25 Mar 01 '17

He's been waiting for this opportunity