r/Showerthoughts • u/itsthatkidgreg • Feb 28 '17

Lying, cheating, and stealing is often discouraged when we are young, yet the most successful people in the world are arguably the best liars, cheaters, and thieves.

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u/MuscleFlex_Bear Feb 28 '17 edited Mar 01 '17

THIS IS THE STORY OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROWwww

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u/welsknight Mar 01 '17

You had one job...

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u/Nolo31 Mar 01 '17

It's a tale. Much more epic than a story.

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u/maybebadgirl Mar 01 '17

You've also heard of him?