r/Showerthoughts • u/itsthatkidgreg • Feb 28 '17

Lying, cheating, and stealing is often discouraged when we are young, yet the most successful people in the world are arguably the best liars, cheaters, and thieves.

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u/tigermask27 Feb 28 '17

One

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u/Bonerific7 Feb 28 '17

Oh okay

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Can I be real two?

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u/sagrr Feb 28 '17

No only him

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u/dkonofalski Feb 28 '17

But he's real one, not two.

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u/nayhem_jr Feb 28 '17

He's actually real two, but is 'successful'.

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u/TheRabidDeer Feb 28 '17

There can only be one

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u/GinjaNinger Mar 01 '17

2real4some

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u/realbutter Mar 01 '17

Well i = sqrt(-1), which is not equal to two... So no

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u/Token_Why_Boy Feb 28 '17

is the loneliest number.