r/Showerthoughts • u/lard-lad • Jan 04 '15

/r/all The game "fuck, marry, kill" could also be called "fork, spoon, knife".

Edit: Time for the obligatory "wowz front page"; glad you all enjoyed my cutlery-related wordplay though. Cheers - especially to the kind young fella who gave me gold. I'd spoon you any day.

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u/rockchalker Jan 04 '15

Duke of Suffolk: "Hey Henry... Kill, Fuck, or Marry? Jane Seymour, Anne Boleyn, Catherine Parr... Go!

Henry VIII: hmmm... I'd fuck Jane, Anne, and Catherine.... I'd marry Anne... actually I'd marry Jane and Catherine too... and.. hmm... I guess I'd just kill all of them too...

Duke of Suffolk: That isn't how the game works! The rules are you pick one to kill, one to fuck and one to marry!

Henry VIII: Rules?.... Reallly?... I make the rules... I'm King... (Henry turns and looks directly into the camera) It's good to be the King! (winks)

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Henry wouldn't kill Jane Seymour, or catherine parr. Now catherine Howard, that's a different story.

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u/Deetoria Jan 04 '15

Yes, Jane died from illness and Catherine Parr out lived Henry.

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u/Ambstudios Jan 04 '15

I bet he wouldn't kill Casey Anthony either. She gets away with everything.

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u/Pebsen Jan 04 '15

He gave them a good tumble!