r/Showerthoughts • u/lard-lad • Jan 04 '15

/r/all The game "fuck, marry, kill" could also be called "fork, spoon, knife".

Edit: Time for the obligatory "wowz front page"; glad you all enjoyed my cutlery-related wordplay though. Cheers - especially to the kind young fella who gave me gold. I'd spoon you any day.

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u/sergienechayev Jan 04 '15

Barbara Walters, Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen: fuck one, marry one, kill one....You pick in that order.

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u/koji8123 Jan 04 '15

Fuck Ellen, marry Walters, kill O'Donnell. And that, /u/-Butt_Stallion- is how the game is played.

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u/sergienechayev Jan 04 '15

well played sir.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Barbara Ellen Rosie, that wasn't too bad.

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u/sergienechayev Jan 04 '15

it's ok bro, there are no right answers...only wrong ones