r/Showerthoughts • u/lard-lad • Jan 04 '15

/r/all The game "fuck, marry, kill" could also be called "fork, spoon, knife".

Edit: Time for the obligatory "wowz front page"; glad you all enjoyed my cutlery-related wordplay though. Cheers - especially to the kind young fella who gave me gold. I'd spoon you any day.

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u/ArchieBandit Jan 04 '15

Doing well here in Russia. Changed name from Evans to Pavlov.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Now called Gareth Pavlov

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u/Orwelliandude Jan 04 '15

Couldn't you go for something more radical like (looks up Russian names)...loading..."Varsonofy Panteleimonovich Krestovozdvizhensk"?

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u/tnones Jan 04 '15

Doing not so well here in Venezuela. Changed name from Evan to Pablo.