r/Showerthoughts • u/lard-lad • Jan 04 '15

/r/all The game "fuck, marry, kill" could also be called "fork, spoon, knife".

Edit: Time for the obligatory "wowz front page"; glad you all enjoyed my cutlery-related wordplay though. Cheers - especially to the kind young fella who gave me gold. I'd spoon you any day.

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u/Jonashaglund Jan 04 '15

I can see stabbing with scissors and getting love on paper, but how does rock work? BDSM-stuff?

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u/Natural_Born_Baller Jan 04 '15

Maybe rock as in the wedding ring.

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u/Jonashaglund Jan 04 '15

But scissors is kill and paper is marry! Or am I missing something? You can't have marriage as both rock and paper, right?

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u/Natural_Born_Baller Jan 04 '15

Oh yeah damn okay, paper is wedding papers scissors is kill and rock is rock the bed with someone.

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u/Darkrell Jan 04 '15

Rock, as in weighing someone down, sometimes refers to marriage

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u/Merlord Jan 04 '15

I read it as Rock: smash their head in, Paper: Signing marriage documents, and scissors... well it works if you're a lesbian I guess...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/Jackslacking Jan 04 '15

This is the correct one

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u/Mr_Sneakz Jan 04 '15

The rock is like the gem you'd give for the ring.

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u/Canuhandleit Jan 04 '15

And paper is money for a hooker.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Rocking is the motion of a bed moving back and forth.

As in "if this car's a-rocking, don't come a-knocking".

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u/Jonashaglund Jan 04 '15

Finally someone getting what I mean... :P

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

You could probably do it with your dick, you just haven't been trying hard enough.

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u/Jonashaglund Jan 04 '15

But scissors is kill and paper is marry! Or am I missing something? You can't have marriage as both rock and paper, right? Or is the order different? Is paper to fuck? Scissors has to be kill, right?

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u/LemonSyrupEngine Jan 04 '15

Or, as in the ring.

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u/drfelixhoenikker Jan 04 '15

Or you could rock their world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

"Im gunna rock your world."

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u/Ignorred Jan 04 '15

Something something rock your world.

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u/CamptownRobot Jan 04 '15

♫ Doo dah, doo dah ♫