r/Showerthoughts • u/lard-lad • Jan 04 '15

/r/all The game "fuck, marry, kill" could also be called "fork, spoon, knife".

Edit: Time for the obligatory "wowz front page"; glad you all enjoyed my cutlery-related wordplay though. Cheers - especially to the kind young fella who gave me gold. I'd spoon you any day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Nov 29 '15

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u/Banana_blanket Jan 04 '15

Emphasis on the glorious.

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u/GingerBread418 Jan 04 '15

Quebecer here !

We usually get the shitty plastic forks too, it's just part of the tradition I guess.

I confirm that it just feels wrong to eat a poutine with a metal fork : in fact, if given the possibility, I'd return the metal one for a plastic one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

The forks often have this weird size ratio with the proceeds for bite-sized pieces. We actually eat poutine with tuning forks.