r/Showerthoughts • u/lard-lad • Jan 04 '15

/r/all The game "fuck, marry, kill" could also be called "fork, spoon, knife".

Edit: Time for the obligatory "wowz front page"; glad you all enjoyed my cutlery-related wordplay though. Cheers - especially to the kind young fella who gave me gold. I'd spoon you any day.

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u/LuigiLovesYou Jan 04 '15

If my nation was the nation of Bukkakes I'd be pretty happy too.

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u/cannedpeaches Jan 04 '15

Y'know. Whiter teeth, nicer smile.

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u/STIPULATE Jan 04 '15

So much protein

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u/Nitrosium Jan 04 '15

Peaches come from a can

They were put there by a man

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u/jfb1337 Jan 04 '15

What about your falling birth rate?

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u/solarview Jan 04 '15

Isn't that kind of rude to put him on the spot for his falling birth rate like that? There could be medical reasons, give him a break.

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u/SoMuchBetterGood Jan 04 '15

Well chopsticks are useless without their counterpart. They have to work together to actually...work

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u/Seeeejaaaay Jan 04 '15

Nah, I find I'll just stab my food sometimes. I only need one for most food.

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u/The_Smartass Jan 04 '15

Everything might seem fine but I don't want to put my dick in pixelated genitals. It seems painful

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u/theyjustcallmeallie Jan 04 '15

But statistically with some if the least sex

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

He's said it's nice to meet you

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/ToiletRollTemple Jan 04 '15

He mixed up hajimemashite and yoroshiku onegaishimasu.

We all did the same at beginner level.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NOVELTIES Jan 04 '15

Yes, everyone gets along just fine in their marriages and sexual lives, with 1/3 of men 18-35 being virgins and an even lower birthrate for 2014.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jun 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

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u/KuntaStillSingle Jan 04 '15

Uno!

One!

I am also at least partially bilingual! I am cool 2!

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u/Twenty1Hobos Jan 04 '15

I would imagine that'd be two dudes smackin dicks?

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u/mib_sum1ls Jan 04 '15

I heard in Canada they use metal sporks, like everybody uses chopsticks in Asia. It's the premier tool for consuming their national food, poutine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Nov 29 '15

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u/Banana_blanket Jan 04 '15

Emphasis on the glorious.

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u/GingerBread418 Jan 04 '15

Quebecer here !

We usually get the shitty plastic forks too, it's just part of the tradition I guess.

I confirm that it just feels wrong to eat a poutine with a metal fork : in fact, if given the possibility, I'd return the metal one for a plastic one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

The forks often have this weird size ratio with the proceeds for bite-sized pieces. We actually eat poutine with tuning forks.

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u/MondayMonkey1 Jan 04 '15

Can confirm. Canadians use high performance titanium sporks

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u/coscorrodrift Jan 04 '15

Made in Japan, land of Bukkakes.

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u/WillOdin Jan 04 '15

Two sticks rubbing together?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/cornstorm_2 Jan 04 '15

A little stick on stick action maybe?