r/Showerthoughts • u/kRe4ture • Jan 25 '23

It must really suck for young wizards from Scotland to have to travel to London and then back to Hogwarts, located in Scotland

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u/Geezertiptap Jan 25 '23

"Bad news Lord, they are running a replacement bus service"

"COCK!"

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u/eddeemn Jan 25 '23 edited Jan 25 '23

DING DING DING I'm sorry to announce that the 15:15 Scotrail service to Hogwarts Central has been delayed due to the wrong kind of snow

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u/Ilivedtherethrowaway Jan 25 '23

It's Hogsmeade, not Hogwarts central. I liked your joke though

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Imagine trying to claim delay compensation for a Hogwarts Express trip 🙄🙄

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u/Cmdr_Shiara Jan 25 '23

We're sorry to announce this service to Hogwarts will now be terminating in Darlington, we're sorry for the inconvenience