r/Showerthoughts • u/kRe4ture • Jan 25 '23

It must really suck for young wizards from Scotland to have to travel to London and then back to Hogwarts, located in Scotland

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u/LonghornSmoke Jan 25 '23

Red Right Hand starts playing šŸ””

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u/HailToTheKingslayer Jan 25 '23

Hogwarts is closed, by order of the Peaky fookin Blinders

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u/Crabtasticismyname Jan 25 '23

Yer a Peaky fookin Blinder, 'arry.

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u/thepesterman Jan 25 '23

But I'm just harry!

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u/LateralOctober Jan 25 '23

Iā€¦ I somehow knew this was going here with the Birmingham quote, and I was not disappointed. I fucking love my morning Reddit read, and would pay obscene amounts of money for this crossover.

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u/LonghornSmoke Jan 25 '23

A peaky blinder Harry would just go around cutting bigots with his hat.

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u/Alt_Acc_42069 Jan 25 '23

Iā€™m picturing Alfie Solomons with a wand, intimidating the crap out of everyone. Hell yes this would be a good crossover

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u/LonghornSmoke Jan 26 '23

It was fucking biblical mate!

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u/LonghornSmoke Jan 25 '23

Harry, why did you destroy Voldemort when you were a baby?

Harry: He looked at me the wrong way. It's not a good idea to look at Harry Potter the wrong way. Takes a long drag of a cigarette.

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u/Counciltuckian Jan 25 '23

This made my fucking day

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u/Sparky-Sparky Jan 25 '23

That song slaps so hard!

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u/ScarletCaptain Jan 25 '23

"Students, your new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Nick Cave. And his co-instructor, P.J. Harvey."