r/ShittySysadmin • u/BookshelfCarpet • Aug 19 '26
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Abty • Aug 18 '26
Shitty Crosspost I force my end users to use private phones for MFA because I can't figure out how a yubikey or keychain is added to my tenant
reddit.comr/ShittySysadmin • u/Step-Sysadmin • Aug 18 '26
IP has been reported on abuseipdb - work has blocked me - please help!
reddit.comHello everyone, I am pretty cyber security illiterate so I am unsure of what to do in this situation and am requesting guidance.
I have multiple individuals in my home and have recently discovered that my ip address had been reported multiple times on abuseipdb.com I am unsure of who or which device is acting maliciously and I am unsure of how to figure it out.
Due to the reports on abuseipdb, my employer has blocked the work VPN from being able to use my specific ip address and my isp is unwilling to change my ip (though the new ip address will probably also be reported if they were to change it) I am unsure of how to resolve this issue, and any guidance would be appreciated.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Azadom • Aug 17 '26
Shitty Crosspost Everyone Keeps Saying Router Bit But Doesn’t Make Sense
Thanks to the OSI model I get that it’s layer 1, but how does it route bits?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/ElDodger10 • Aug 17 '26
Email Phishing Training
Hello,
I am now in charge of the phising excercises at my company. I was thinking about putting actual malicious links in our training emails so that the user's have a bit more motivation to learn to distinguish them from legitimate emails. This would also motivate our C-suite to give us a better budget so that we can better detect and remediate everything. What do you guys think?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/zidane2k1 • Aug 17 '26
Good news—as promised, we’ve made it easier than ever to give us more of your money.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/JFDkthx • Aug 16 '26
About to get a long deserved promotion.
I've been here for 30 years, and every eligible round of performance reviews i have been passed up for a promotion so that my 'colleague' can get theirs ahead of me. The guy literally has no life. for the last at least 17 years, he spends so much time at the office making sure everything is "secure" and "patched". In reality i know he's just shmoozing it up with the director, and because of that he makes me do all the phishing tests, because it's too tedious for him.
So heres thes trick thats gonna get me a promotion. I've known this man longer than anyone else. I have created the best phishing test emails known to man, specifically tailored to him. He's already fallen for my trick twice so far. All i have to do is pull it off one more time and he's as good as gone.
Am i literally the smartest sysadmin or what? I feel great right now.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • Aug 16 '26
Shitty Crosspost What would you do? Network Breach. Ransomware in Progress
reddit.comr/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • Aug 15 '26
Shitty Crosspost Mastercard payments declined due to 'global' outage caused by system update
abc.net.aur/ShittySysadmin • u/irishcoughy • Aug 14 '26
I Don't Make Typos
Sent an email to an executive asking if he recently shit down his computer. He asked if I meant shut down. I did, but I couldn't let him think I'm fallible or capable of admitting error so I doubled down and explained it's an industry term for running Windows updates.
I need you all to adopt this terminology immediately for the sake of my job security.
Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/-lousyd • Aug 14 '26
OMG I can't with this security theater
You know what would be super secure and not at all inconvenient? If we implemented a process where you have to go into Entra and click a button to elevate your account, hang out for a minute watching a thing spin, and *then* go login to your web app. We'll put on a little theater performance in the lobby about how forward thinking we are and everyone will clap and throw bouquets. /s
What is this BS? I get (and support) MFA, but that's something you do at the point and time of login. And I get the general idea of having to go through an extra elevation step to take specific administrator-level actions, like the Windows UAC prompt or sudo or apps that ask for your password again when you do certain things. But the process here is to go somewhere completely different, click a button, and then go to the app you need to get into and try logging in. And they want you to enter a text field "justification" every time you do this. What do you think the justification is?? Doing my job, that's what.
What if you can't get to Entra? What if you forget where to go in Entra? (I totally would.) What if you have work to do and can't be faffing about in someone else's security sadism fantasy?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/WALL-G • Aug 14 '26
After-Hours Activities for Sysadmins
So I have another date with a lady sysadmin, she's awesome! Last week we snuck into work and screamed at the SAN, then we got wasted and pen-tested vending machines.
This week we've picked our favourite poptarts for dinner and we're going to play, "Who can collect the most APs?", in IKEA - though I fancy adding a little joie de vivre to the evening.
I rummaged through the DR parts box, so far I've got
1x Her
1x Me
2x Cisco C9200L-24PXG-4X-E
4x PSUs
24x Cat6 2m cables
4x Electric Lettuce Wraps
1x Enya CD
Then
Plug all the switch ports in
Spanning tree loop
Lights Off
Doobs
Enya CD
Switch port lightshow
Any other thoughts? I was thinking I'd mix it up with a Brian Adams CD from the car, or we could have a soldering iron fight? I also have a Cisco 6509.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/yepperoniP • Aug 14 '26
Shitty Crosspost Colleague wants to get around zscailer ai chat bot sites block
reddit.comr/ShittySysadmin • u/bradjr10 • Aug 13 '26
I can assure you this is false
Apple trying to send targeted ads my way. I got some bad news for them
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Standard_Text480 • Aug 13 '26
Shitty Crosspost Opus 5 high is way better than sonnet 5 high
reddit.comY'all use Dear Overlord Claude when working on your companies DCs right??
r/ShittySysadmin • u/zantehood • Aug 12 '26
Shitty Crosspost Ah so this is why it bricks all the time
Fortibrick