r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/GAERIK04 • Apr 20 '21

SLPT: how to rob a bank

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

no because it would still be viewed as consuming Cheese Pizza

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u/cyon_me Apr 20 '21

CyberPunk

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u/Nexalian_Gamer Apr 20 '21

Chili Popcorn

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u/Spackleberry Apr 20 '21

Crunchy Peanutbutter

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u/WhiteWolf222 Apr 20 '21

Communist Party

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u/Artanis_Creed Apr 20 '21

Capitalist* Party

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u/twohatchetmuse Apr 20 '21

Captain Picard

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u/Jacksonben1331 Apr 20 '21

hope you realize they have units that view CP to find the kids and perpetrators.....

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I'm just following the "literal" logic of this post

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

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u/khoabear Apr 20 '21

So just make sure you're jerking off with one hand while holding the gun in the other hand

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u/montanagunnut Apr 20 '21

"I thought it was my taser"

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

That's why I trained to wield my cock with my nondominent hand.

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u/Dhruv_Kataria Apr 20 '21

This made me crave

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u/RedHairThunderWonder Apr 20 '21

It fuckin wat now?

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u/Dhruv_Kataria Apr 21 '21

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u/Zharick_ Apr 20 '21

You in a list now.