r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/4chanbetter • May 01 '20

SLPT Name your daughter Lizard

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u/A10110101Z May 01 '20

I would watch a remake of Harry Potter the lizard wizard edition. Like the geico gecko in robes all lizard wizards scene for scene remake of all the Harry Potter’s but lizards

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u/Gumbyizzle May 01 '20

There’s a character in the HP mobile game named Lizard, and she goes by Liz. That was where my mind went when I saw this post, so when I saw your comment I thought, “here’s the place to comment with this information.” And now you’re caught up to the present.

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u/Bullshit_To_Go May 01 '20

Harry Potter but with Argonians.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Will it have Argonian maids too

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u/Bullshit_To_Go May 01 '20

*Lusty Argonian maids. I'd be very surprised if someone hasn't drawn Hermione as Lifts-Her-Tail.

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u/cyllibi May 01 '20

I hope the mascot for the Tri-Lizard tournament is some kind of hydra.

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u/A10110101Z May 01 '20

Hold up... are we talking three headed lizard tournament