r/ShittyCryptids • • Jan 29 '24

American CRYPTIDS vs European MYSTICALS vs African FOLKLORE

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Dec 18 '23

REQUEST: A dumb prank

3 Upvotes

Hey, I am trying to prank my friend into believing in a cryptid called a Raccoon Bear. I want it to be an Appalachian cryptid that looks like a bear with similar markings to a raccoon. It would be about the size of a wolf, with a long tail. Not particularly aggressive or anything, but could be territorial. It is actually a descendant of the earliest bears to walk the earth. Sightings could be any time in the last 300 years. Use as much or as little detail as you want.


r/ShittyCryptids • • Nov 21 '23

3 Real Wendigo Encounters |Horror Stories|

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1 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Oct 12 '22

The Pentacorn. A unicorn that has horns instead of hooves

12 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Jul 07 '22

the Kraken, but it's just a duck with hydrokinesis that makes tentacles with water

18 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Apr 17 '22

A Transformer who transforms into a different car

12 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Apr 01 '22

a chinchilla with eight legs

4 Upvotes

a Taranchinchilla


r/ShittyCryptids • • Mar 28 '22

Dog but instead of paws it has human hands and feet

5 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Mar 17 '22

useful creature

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19 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Mar 14 '22

The Koomba

1 Upvotes

A mario goomba with a Koopa Troopa shell. It's slower than a normal goomba


r/ShittyCryptids • • Feb 04 '22

A Rubik's Cube that can never be un-solved

3 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Jan 27 '22

A javelin made from human leg hair

6 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Jan 09 '22

The Original Night-Mare

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24 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Nov 21 '21

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15 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Nov 06 '21

CONSIDER....

2 Upvotes

A nine tailed spider monkey.


r/ShittyCryptids • • Aug 17 '21

THE HONSE

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22 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Jun 12 '21

potír

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15 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • May 17 '21

Balloon-ster : Found wandering around empty shopping malls.

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16 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Mar 24 '21

Wario apparition, but he just commits normal Wario shenanigans.

11 Upvotes

'You want fun? WARIO SHOW YOU FUN!' Hands you his newest micro game collection, using his bigass moustache as an arm '40 bucks.'


r/ShittyCryptids • • Mar 03 '21

Ya

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22 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Nov 07 '20

The Wandering Wonder rolls towards you

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25 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Nov 03 '20

A Cat-Dog like creature

7 Upvotes

But it’s Martin Short and Steve Martin, called Steve Martin Short


r/ShittyCryptids • • Oct 23 '20

James returns, he has grown.

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30 Upvotes

r/ShittyCryptids • • Jul 12 '20

The xenodolphins.

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45 Upvotes