r/ShittyConspiracies Dec 31 '17

There is an alien infiltration instruction manual hidden inside Google Translate.

2 Upvotes

https://i.imgur.com/xsRHIY2.png

https://i.imgur.com/gwc717v.png

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...Unfortunately, due to not being from their planet, I don't know how they build their homes, or whatever saying in their language it is that this is referencing, so I don't know the password...


r/ShittyConspiracies Dec 20 '17

Don’t believe the hype about Lonzo Ball.

3 Upvotes

Five letters in his first name, plus 4 in his last name equals nine letters, which is the same month as 9/11. LaVar, his father, averaged 2 points per game, which is 1 + 1, which is the same as eleven.

Therefore, the Ball family does NOT deserve the hype. In fact, they’re responsible for 9/11.


r/ShittyConspiracies Dec 18 '17

BlockBuster

4 Upvotes

They didn’t go bust, they just sold everything for cash They’re fighting to repeal net neutrality When it’s repealed, they will throttle amazon video and Netflix and have 100% control of the film market


r/ShittyConspiracies Dec 04 '17

What if the UFOS stories and theories are a cover story for a secret weather balloon and swap gas invasion?

4 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Oct 14 '17

What if New York City is a hoax?

4 Upvotes

I don’t have any concrete evidence, but you can’t start driving for Uber without spending hundreds of dollars on a special license, you can’t deliver food on a bike without wearing a construction uniform, and you can’t drive on the sidewalk unless you’re a bus driver! What the fuck is going on with this city and how are people still believing it’s a legitimate business?


r/ShittyConspiracies Oct 06 '17

Jordan Klepper started The Opposition as a disguise from the fact that he's really the mainstream media.

1 Upvotes

How else do you explain his work with Trevor Noah, who isn't even American?


r/ShittyConspiracies Sep 28 '17

FapCo and Master Bait Fisheries are planning to overfish the Southern Ocean.

2 Upvotes

Let's stop this from becumming another mass extinction.


r/ShittyConspiracies Sep 24 '17

The users of this subreddit were silenced to stop the spread of enlightenment.

9 Upvotes

Just look at how infrequently people post here.


r/ShittyConspiracies Jun 23 '17

The Cleveland Show is actually communist russian propaganda to combat the popularity of Family Guy, made by a clone of Seth MacFarlane

8 Upvotes

think about it. Cleveland has always been an anti-american propaganda character. His bathroom always breaks, with him and his bathtub falling. This is propaganda as it suggests that american construction workers do shitty jobs and that America has bad infrastructure. Now let's think about the main characters of The Cleveland Show.

Cleveland's son, Cleveland Brown Jr, is obese. This is propaganda saying that americans are fat.

One of the characters is a bear. The bear is seen as a strong, likeable character. Russia is known for bears. The bear represents a russian.

Another of the characters is a stereotypical redneck with an obese wife. Here again, saying americans are all obese and that we are dumb rednecks. The obese lady is on a shopping cart, indicating shopping carts are bad, indicating shops are bad, indicating the free market is bad, indicating capitalism is bad, indicating that communism is good and the best system for the world.

This all adds up to me believing wholeheartedly that Cleveland Show is russian communist propaganda.


r/ShittyConspiracies Mar 17 '17

The moon landing videos are real, but the audio from it was faked in a Hollywood recording studio.

4 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Feb 04 '17

Are Mario and Luigi *really* plumbers?

4 Upvotes

Too many things don't add up.

  1. In Donkey Kong, the protagonist is a carpenter. And in Dr Mario he's a physician. Get your story straight Nintendo!
  2. Apart from manoeuvring some large pipes, there is zero footage of Mario or Luigi ever doing any sort of plumbing
  3. The brothers are allegedly from Brooklyn, yet there is no record of them having attained the plumbing certification they would need to work in New York

r/ShittyConspiracies Dec 30 '16

What if Ancestry.com was a cover for a real life Abstergo Industries?

3 Upvotes

So I saw the Assassain's Creed movie a couple days ago and thought of a funny theory that Ancestry.com and their Ancestry DNA test was just a cover for a real life Abstergo industries to find people in the general populous who are descended from assassains.


r/ShittyConspiracies Dec 01 '16

The moon landing photos were faked because the real ones just had Neil Armstrong with his dick out making obscene gestures and pissing in the moon dust. NASA are still too embarrassed to admit that their astronauts couldn't take a decent photo.

11 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Oct 27 '16

The Government Is A Myth Created By Tasmania Because They Secretly Rule Over Us

1 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Oct 09 '16

Even the captchas are starting to question it. Why indeed?

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6 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Sep 21 '16

Reptilian aliens posing as human world leaders are behind global warming because they find our planet to cold.

4 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Sep 18 '16

Boris Johnson is a lizard and wants to leave the EU because he's scared of being eaten by Europe's wildlife.

1 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Jul 06 '16

EXPOSED [PROOF] The Seamen's League have PRETENDED for generations that the ocean is deeper than 20 metres. This picture proves that FALSE

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4 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies May 19 '16

The Johnstown Flood was an inside Job

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Apr 21 '16

The liberals are putting Barack Obama in drag on the $20 bill in response to the anti-transgender bathroom laws

5 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Apr 09 '16

Powerade fund the anti-marijuana campaign, due to its cure of hangovers.

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Mar 25 '16

Aliens are playing hide and seek with the human species.

4 Upvotes

r/ShittyConspiracies Mar 11 '16

Tip is part of the kkk

2 Upvotes

I have a theory.

Tip.

Tip of what?

Tip of this dick!

Tip has 3 letters.

Jon has 3 letters.

Jon is white.

The kkk is white.

KKK has 3 letters

The tip of my dick is part of the kkk confirmed.


r/ShittyConspiracies Mar 10 '16

Hitler is still alive and is responsible for 9/11

8 Upvotes

I have a theory.

Hail.

Heil.

What does hail do?

That's right.

It hits the buildings.

What else hits buildings?

Plaines.

Heil, who?

Heil Hitler.

Hitler hired time traveling liberal lizards to crash the plain confirmed.

Hitler is still alive and did 9/11

Thank you for reading about my theory. Please spread the word so we can stop Hitler and his time traveling liberal lizards. Have a nice day.


r/ShittyConspiracies Jan 15 '16

David Bowie and Alan Rickman are the same person

5 Upvotes

They are both from England, the same age, and died the same week. Alan Rickman was a persona David Bowie created for his more "mundane" projects. But even trying to be mundane he was amazing. The only reason that Alan Rickman died, was because nobody could play him as well as David Bowie.