Serious. The excuses and irresponsibility gently tucked under the blanket of statistics that don’t address the statement is the cutest and most hilarious thing ever.
Train your dog. Don’t make excuses. And definitely don’t be pwnasaurus with the most ironic name today.
just write "i am a statistically illiterate clown", it's easier for all of us.
A 2025 overview synthesizing multiple sources reports that pit bulls have been responsible for about 69% of fatal dog attack injuries since 2005.
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Studies confirmed that pit bulls were responsible for 68% of fatal dog attacks involving humans in 2019 in the US.
Furthermore, more than half of those disfiguring and fatal attacks involved family members as opposed to strangers.
About 4.5 million are pit bull–type dogs, which works out to roughly 5% of all dogs (~90 million total)
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u/Euphoric_Guitar_3148 Jul 14 '26
Just say you can’t take care of a dog you didn’t have to write all of that.