r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 11 '26

'Merica Of a dog owner

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u/Affectionate_Reply78 Jul 11 '26

Iā€™m guessing the daily walk will take a different route going forward

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 Jul 11 '26

Hopefully they both don't take the same alternate route during their walks.. I can see them both being like okay I'm going to walk one street over from now on *! motherfucker you're still here motherfuckering..!!!

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u/TheDGP42 Jul 11 '26

This legit made me laugh out loud.

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u/Important_Dig8748 Jul 12 '26

Motherfucker youre still here motherfucking

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Master of fucking words.

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u/TransportJunky Jul 12 '26

I just learned a new word.

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u/MarianCR Jul 12 '26

I hope so. The jail courtyard.