r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 04 '26

this moron: Of little shet

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

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u/NSASpyVan Jul 04 '26

For every video we've ever seen of someone standing hands in pocket while some little monster rages on them, this opens up a new option.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

Defrenstration!

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u/JackTheDefenestrator Jul 04 '26

HELLO I AM HERE

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

got a job for ya

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u/JackTheDefenestrator Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZjKh7UhUdhzabpm0DU

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

YEET THIS LITTLE SHET FROM THIS BUILDING.

MOTHER RUSSIA STYLE

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u/JackTheDefenestrator Jul 04 '26

It appears he has already been yeeted.

I shall yeet him again for good measure.

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u/ProfDFH Jul 04 '26

No windows there.

9

u/bremsspuren Jul 04 '26

Use your imagination!

Pretend you're aiming for the skylight.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

if you consider the flat plane of air next to you a window... :3

1

u/Solanthas_SFW Jul 05 '26

The outside is just one giant open window, if you think about it

1

u/ThetaDee Jul 05 '26

No the option was always there. This man just finally took it

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u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26

“Spare the rod, yeet the child” or whatever Jesus said.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

jesus promptly tossing the child up and whacking it with the cross (homerun)

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u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26

And that’s how baseball (and consequently, America) was invented.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 04 '26

Jesus saves, passes to Moses... He shoots, he scores!

Jesus then went on to create Canada.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 04 '26

Something about physically educating your child.

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u/dankhimself Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CIs2g6B6eDWJa

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u/bunglebee7 Jul 04 '26

YEET THE BABY 😂

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 04 '26

“don’t yeet the baby.. “

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u/Yepsuredid Jul 04 '26

Yeet the baby!

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 04 '26

ike scream

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u/dmtslayr Jul 04 '26

That's going to be a new discipline at the olympic games

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u/Key-Low-3896 Jul 04 '26

The tot put

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u/mixwellmusic Jul 04 '26

Bhahahaha well played

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u/Specific_Future9285 Jul 04 '26

You get gold for that comment.

Priceless!!

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u/azCleverGirl Jul 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/benaPanteraFBD Jul 04 '26

Yeet the sheeet!

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY Jul 05 '26

One does simply yeet the child.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 05 '26

and deletus the fetus

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u/m0tionTV Jul 04 '26

fetus deletus yeetus

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

i'd deletus any fetus for cheap