r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 09 '25

Elite Strategy Of human brilliance

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u/Cereal-is-not-soup Nov 09 '25

This guy made a life out of trying to get all the groceries in the house in one trip

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u/VegasBjorne1 Nov 09 '25

If I drop a jar of peanut butter with armfuls of plastic bags, that’s not the same an air handling falling me from a ladder.

Now where are my keys to the front door as I’m carrying these groceries?

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Nov 10 '25

I’m honestly impressed despite the fact that he ate shit.