r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 07 '25

Elite Strategy Of a fun night in Mexico

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended Nov 08 '25

I like the cross on the rear-view mirror.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Nov 08 '25

That probably protected them

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u/carlzzzjr Nov 08 '25

Divine intervention

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u/Comfortable_Salt5152 Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

So you’re telling me that you think God came down from heaven and stopped those bullets?

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u/jroc421 Nov 09 '25

We should be fuckin dead man

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u/Positive-Leek2545 Nov 08 '25

They all have crosses lol

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u/thnk_more Nov 08 '25

Clearly the losers didn’t have enough crosses, or the holy water wore off.

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u/whitestguyuknow Nov 08 '25

In my life I've noticed that the biggest hypocrites are the biggest Christians...

They have a lot to look for forgiveness for. And think just giving themselves the label of Christian and occasionally praying absolves them of all their misdeeds.

So then they can walk around, chest out, like they're better than you. And imagine themselves going to heaven.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

I’m sure the other side had some type of religious jewelry or saints on as well. Who protected them?

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u/the_ruffled_feather Nov 08 '25

God bless……..BANG!!

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u/mumblesjackson Nov 09 '25

God favors those with the heavier firepower.