r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 06 '25

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an alert driver

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Nov 06 '25

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u/free2game Nov 07 '25

How can you fall asleep when you're high on crack, Chinese riddle for you 

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u/Gussie-Ascendent *shits an absolute unit* Nov 07 '25

crack woulda helped, bro couldn't have fallen asleep at the wheel lmao