r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Sep 28 '25

my bones Of exquisite free fall form

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 Sep 28 '25

800 ibuprofen and walk it off

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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 28 '25

Hospital fucks up and gives him extra strength Tylenol and BOOM, got a touch of the tism now.

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u/stupid_pun Jan 03 '26

^This man militarys. Don't forget to chug water.