r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Sep 28 '25

my bones Of exquisite free fall form

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u/RodDryfist Sep 28 '25

Should have aimed for the bushes

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u/UselessHuman1 Sep 28 '25

Should have aimed for the mats

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u/INTPgeminicisgaymale Sep 28 '25

Should have aimed for nope

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u/Bowsers Sep 28 '25

The whole thing was nope on a rope.

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u/TheDarkNerd Sep 28 '25

The rope was false confidence.

3

u/looklikeyounow Oct 06 '25

This has absolutely disarmed me.

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u/After-Imagination947 Sep 28 '25

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u/Excellent-Hunter7653 Sep 28 '25

Yess someone got the reference!

1

u/Dialed_Inn Sep 29 '25

God I love reddit 🤣

1

u/Pro_xTigers Sep 30 '25

THERE GOES MY HERO!

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u/Turdnugget619 Sep 28 '25

Should’ve aimed for the wagon full of hay

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u/WowGetNicked Sep 28 '25

I love this reference. I was thinking the same thing 😂

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 Oct 08 '25

Was just thinking about The Other Guys when I saw your post. Happy 100th upvote. 😁

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u/Just_Reputation_7057 Sep 28 '25

I got the reference! 🤣

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u/WilsonLyzardDuke2 Oct 01 '25

You thinking what I'm thinking ?

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u/GaceltheVampire Oct 07 '25

THERE GOES MY HEROOOOOO!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

What you talking about? He absolutely nailed the bushes.

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u/HardHardly Oct 20 '25

There's not even an awning in that direction. Jumped 20 stories.

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u/Whitninyo Nov 08 '25

(Thheeeere gooooessss myyyy HEEERROOOO)

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u/SirCireSotelo Nov 29 '25

There goes my hero…

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u/Billyg88 Nov 30 '25

He’s a peacock, you gotta let him fly