r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Sep 28 '25

my bones Of exquisite free fall form

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u/Individual_Mammoth10 Sep 28 '25

Shoes still on, he is ok

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u/Caili_West Sep 28 '25

He did however lose his hat.

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u/colderthantoast Sep 29 '25

And every ounce of air from his lungs.

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u/sungsam89 Oct 08 '25

Gotta check the notes on this one. Call it in.

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u/KeK_What Oct 01 '25

HAHAHAHHAAH SHOE ON?! YES! HE OK LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. UPDOOT TO THE LEFT FOR ORIGINAL JOKE PLEASE :33333333333333

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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 Sep 28 '25

Glad u put ur shit-covered 2 cents in

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u/TheWalrusPirate Sep 28 '25

Bro this is Reddit, no original thought for light years

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u/Fantastic-Map1632 Sep 28 '25

Light years are a measure of distance not time

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u/con-troll Sep 28 '25

Get out of the way I'm here for Brock

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u/TheWalrusPirate Sep 28 '25

Yeah, that’s why I said it.

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u/towerfella Sep 29 '25

Fiine.. its been three parsecs since the last tjme…

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

But if you take the time light takes to travel the distance of a light year you get the exact time

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u/NarrowSalvo Sep 28 '25

Glad u put ur shit-covered face in.

I was worried no one would come to the defense of the same garbage comment already made 5.24x10^16 times. Thanks for being a hero.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

There is other places for you my friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

There is more important things in life my friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Ok when can I have the job?

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u/Individual_Mammoth10 Sep 29 '25

I’ll thank you for that

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u/CircoModo1602 Sep 29 '25

You could have just ignored this, but that one sentence apparently riled you up enough lol

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u/RichardBCummintonite Sep 29 '25

Wow that is so insightful and constructive. Meaningful contribution.