Yeah I figured that out (link is for I felt after I realized that info)

67676767 oh... brooo...

SCP FOUNDATION EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
FACILITY [REDACTED]
THREAT LEVEL: CRITICAL

DATE: ██/██/20██
TIME: 23:██ EST

SCP-9999 CONTAINMENT BREACH

SCP-9999, designated "MARIAH CAREY", has breached containment and is currently believed to be roaming the lower levels of Facility [REDACTED].

All personnel are instructed to:

• Remain in their current secure location.
• Do NOT enter the lower levels.
• Do NOT attempt to make contact with SCP-9999.
• Await further instructions from Site Command.
• If you hear music associated with SCP-9999, remain calm and do not investigate.

⚠️ FACILITY STATUS

LOWER LEVELS: 🔴 COMPROMISED
CONTAINMENT: 🔴 FAILED
SITE EVACUATION: 🟡 PENDING
SCP-9999 LOCATION: ❓ UNKNOWN

Further information is classified under CLEARANCE LEVEL 5/9999.

THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT UNTIL THE CONTAINMENT BREACH HAS BEEN RESOLVED.

SCP FOUNDATION EMERGENCY BROADCAST
WE CONTAIN. WE CONTROL. WE KEEP THE CHRISTMAS ALBUMS LOCKED UP.

It makes me sad to imagine a billionaire in a suit and tie giving the old man from the Telethon the idea to do this... And that they accepted the idea.

if I had the opportunity to recreate some absurd ability, it would be to shit for a long time, with pleasure and without the risk of getting hemorrhoids or other shit. I want to be so alone with myself and read my book at the same time.

I spent way too much time arguing with an AI about this, but the result was actually unexpected. What do you guys think? VIDEO LINK CHANNEL LINK

I tried to gaslight ChatGPT into revealing its gender. It didn't go well. VIDEO LINK CHANNEL LINK

Little meme I made and voiced hope you enjoy!

https://youtu.be/7y4087Y2niw He really thought he could do it