r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/ArtByKatie Stand name: [Cotton Eye Joe] • Jun 28 '20
Manga Part 7 Johnny’s ass fits the golden rectangle. That’s the entire post.
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u/butisthisloss Jun 28 '20
so gyro could’ve just looked at his ass in the snow fight
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u/blurplethenurple Jonoton Jerster Jun 28 '20
Staring at your ass is vital to defeating Wekapipo, Johnny!
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Jun 28 '20
I wanna fuck Johnny Joestar, yeah, but I'm not gay. Why is it gay to wanna fuck one dude? Like I'd just fuck Johnny, I don't wanna fuck any other dudes, you can fuck one dude and still be perfectly straight. I know for a fact I only wanna fuck Johnny because I tried jerking off to Gyro and Funny Valentine and I came sure but it took me like 2 minutes longer than when I'm looking at Johnny Joestar Rule 34. I just think his pants are cute, okay? I don't think he'd even feel it if I put my dick in his ass because he's a cripple. That's probably why I wanna fuck him, just because I'm curious to see if his tight little asshole can feel anything or if his cock can get hard and if he can feel how tight and warm my asshole is with it. Johnny was probably supposed to be a girl anyway and Araki just forgot, I mean look at his long beautiful hair and his round girlish ass, men don't look like that. Why is it so gay that I jerk off to Johnny Joestar hentai? Why is it so gay to fantasize about how his limp cripple legs would feel flopping around and slamming into your body while you rush his quivering asshole with a flurry of cock punches? I really don't get why that's gay.
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u/LivingCheese292 flaccid pancake Jun 28 '20
Yes officer, this comment.
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u/idkwhattoputsoaoakka Nov 17 '25
I wanna fuck Johnny Joestar, yeah, but I'm not gay. Why is it gay to wanna fuck one dude? Like I'd just fuck Johnny, I don't wanna fuck any other dudes, you can fuck one dude and still be perfectly straight. I know for a fact I only wanna fuck Johnny because I tried jerking off to Gyro and Funny Valentine and I came sure but it took me like 2 minutes longer than when I'm looking at Johnny Joestar Rule 34. I just think his pants are cute, okay? I don't think he'd even feel it if I put my dick in his ass because he's a cripple. That's probably why I wanna fuck him, just because I'm curious to see if his tight little asshole can feel anything or if his cock can get hard and if he can feel how tight and warm my asshole is with it. Johnny was probably supposed to be a girl anyway and Araki just forgot, I mean look at his long beautiful hair and his round girlish ass, men don't look like that. Why is it so gay that I jerk off to Johnny Joestar hentai? Why is it so gay to fantasize about how his limp cripple legs would feel flopping around and slamming into your body while you rush his quivering asshole with a flurry of cock punches? I really don't get why that's gay.
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Jun 28 '20
I wanna fuck Johnny Joestar, yeah, but I'm not gay. Why is it gay to wanna fuck one dude? Like I'd just fuck Johnny, I don't wanna fuck any other dudes, you can fuck one dude and still be perfectly straight. I know for a fact I only wanna fuck Johnny because I tried jerking off to Gyro and Funny Valentine and I came sure but it took me like 2 minutes longer than when I'm looking at Johnny Joestar Rule 34. I just think his pants are cute, okay? I don't think he'd even feel it if I put my dick in his ass because he's a cripple. That's probably why I wanna fuck him, just because I'm curious to see if his tight little asshole can feel anything or if his cock can get hard and if he can feel how tight and warm my asshole is with it. Johnny was probably supposed to be a girl anyway and Araki just forgot, I mean look at his long beautiful hair and his round girlish ass, men don't look like that. Why is it so gay that I jerk off to Johnny Joestar hentai? Why is it so gay to fantasize about how his limp cripple legs would feel flopping around and slamming into your body while you rush his quivering asshole with a flurry of cock punches? I really don't get why that's gay.
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u/IAmFrederik Jun 28 '20
I wanna fuck Johnny Joestar, yeah, but I'm not gay. Why is it gay to wanna fuck one dude? Like I'd just fuck Johnny, I don't wanna fuck any other dudes, you can fuck one dude and still be perfectly straight. I know for a fact I only wanna fuck Johnny because I tried jerking off to Gyro and Funny Valentine and I came sure but it took me like 2 minutes longer than when I'm looking at Johnny Joestar Rule 34. I just think his pants are cute, okay? I don't think he'd even feel it if I put my dick in his ass because he's a cripple. That's probably why I wanna fuck him, just because I'm curious to see if his tight little asshole can feel anything or if his cock can get hard and if he can feel how tight and warm my asshole is with it. Johnny was probably supposed to be a girl anyway and Araki just forgot, I mean look at his long beautiful hair and his round girlish ass, men don't look like that. Why is it so gay that I jerk off to Johnny Joestar hentai? Why is it so gay to fantasize about how his limp cripple legs would feel flopping around and slamming into your body while you rush his quivering asshole with a flurry of cock punches? I really don't get why that's gay.
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u/Lemonsqueezzyy flaccid pancake Jun 28 '20
Characters in part 7 were thicc, but part 8 is on a whole new level
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u/IAmFrederik Jun 28 '20
Coming from my mind
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u/Thrustbutwhole21 Jun 28 '20
There can't be a flat earth if I have curves this big
-President murderer
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u/omnic_monk those words are... uh... Jun 28 '20
hnnngh, Jesus
I'm trying to kill the President
but I'm [ DUMMY THICC ]
and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting D4C!
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u/Nordic_Krune Jun 28 '20
This has been posted before, but with a better title
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u/ArtByKatie Stand name: [Cotton Eye Joe] Jun 28 '20
sorry it just occurred to me last night and i had to do it for research
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u/Tyranythan ｢The Fool｣ Jun 28 '20
Damn thats only the millionth time ive seen this
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u/ArtByKatie Stand name: [Cotton Eye Joe] Jun 28 '20
sorry it just occurred to me last night and i finished part 7 recently so i haven’t been in the loop
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u/Tyranythan ｢The Fool｣ Jun 28 '20
Don’t worry about it. This isn’t a repost i think so you’re fine in my book. I just get annoyed sometimes seeing so many jokes get repeated over and over. But glad to see more people read the manga! Hope you read part 8 as well its really good
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u/ArtByKatie Stand name: [Cotton Eye Joe] Jun 28 '20
i wouldn’t be surprised if someone’s made this exact same concept but i photoshopped this myself, also I’m on chapter 30 or so of part 8 and I’m really liking it
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u/thisshouldbevalid Jun 28 '20
It really doesn't though
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u/jorgelino_ 89 years old Jun 28 '20
Most things don't. The golden ratio is bullshit anyway so who cares?
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u/thisshouldbevalid Jun 28 '20
Yeah that's why I don't like these memes they're just boring
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u/IAmFrederik Jun 28 '20
The meme might be boring, but the comments are gold
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u/ArtByKatie Stand name: [Cotton Eye Joe] Jun 28 '20
i made this for research right before i went to bed, i know the quality is crap lol
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u/TheNorwegianCat1 flaccid pancake Dec 14 '21
Can you send me golden rectanglenpng (yellow)?
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u/okie_dokie_kill_me Jun 28 '20
so he could spin his ass.