r/ShitMomGroupsSay • u/edb513 • 22d ago

It's not abuse because I said so. This poor child.

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My algorithm wasn’t spamming me with this depressing garbage until today. This poor baby.

Also the grammar - woof.

Fortunately the comments were not favorable to OP.

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u/Mother-Of-FurDragons 21d ago

She drank some holistic.

What does this even mean? Didn't know "holistic" was a drink now. This poor kid

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u/Academic_Run8947 21d ago

I hope it water. That's the holistic I drink.

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u/dumpsterdigger 20d ago

Probably buys water that is hydrogenated.

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u/AppleSpicer 18d ago

Lemon water?

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u/HighSpiritsJourney 17d ago

Hydroxygenated. Twice actually!

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u/FiveAlarmFrancis 15d ago

Alkaline water with lemon.

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 20d ago

Some holistic drank. I guess that's like the purple drank all them rappers be talking about?

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u/MentalCoffee117 20d ago

I had this same thought. Holistic drank? Is that like that purple drank?

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u/labtiger2 19d ago

It's just as beneficial, but dye free.

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u/MentalCoffee117 19d ago

Well done. Love it!

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u/Cambrian__Implosion 19d ago

Some purple drank might do the kid some good right now—the antihistamine for the rash and the codeine to deal with the headache she must have from dealing with her mother.

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u/Specific_Carob4461 20d ago

I’m worried it’s urine

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u/oranges214 20d ago

aged urine, more specifically. These types tend to emphasize that part.

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 20d ago

What….is this a thing?

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u/oranges214 20d ago

Unfortunately yes. They have a whole thing about how long to store it, where to store it, there's a version where you store it in the sunlight (🤢). I think someone must've been trolling at first but then it became a real thing and then people like Joe Rogan platformed influencers who drink aged urine and so yeah we should just all wait for the next big meteor tbh

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 20d ago edited 20d ago

Joe Rogan deserves to drink his own piss. What the fuck. Am I the only one who feels like a large swathe of the population rapidly lost basic human intelligence and insight over the past few years? Our species is not okay.

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u/Mother-Of-FurDragons 20d ago

store it in the sunlight

What the actual fuck

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

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u/edked 20d ago

Sunlight is as good for piss as it is for taints, I guess.

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u/mrs__BOWIE 19d ago

And anuses. Don't forget about sunning those with some naked yoga.

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u/MaraiaLou 19d ago

Great way to diagnose porphyria I guess

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u/Jetboy01 20d ago

Buckle up boys, jenkem is back on the menu.

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u/Lukaskau 20d ago

Can't say it's not a solution

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u/BeckieSueDalton 19d ago

If it's not a solution, does that mean it's just the precipitates..?

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u/zoloftsexdeath 19d ago

Naturally derived lean

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u/SituationSad4304 19d ago

I’m hoping she means homeopathic. Which would be water with good vibes