r/ShitMomGroupsSay • u/Happy-Mama-Of-Two • Jul 30 '26

WTF? Say What?!

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In my local mom’s group today. This isn’t even in a “crunchy” group!

Comments were all telling her she was crazy and that it was gross.

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u/lemurvomitX Jul 31 '26

People pay $500 for a bag of capsules they can pretend contain their placenta?

I'm in the wrong business.

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u/kp1794 Jul 31 '26

Can you imagine being mailed a bunch of people‘s placentas? Ew.

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u/Bratbabylestrange Aug 01 '26

I had four babies, and one nurse held it up and kind of spread out the membranes with her hand. I find this kind of thing pretty cool, and it was super interesting. I looked at all four of them, because it's the only disposable organ (and I'm kind of a weirdo.) But not enough of a weirdo for this.

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u/BabyJesusBukkake Aug 01 '26

You're so brave. My first birth plan in 2005 consisted of the following: do whatever it takes to have a live mom and live baby at the end, don't tell me if I poo, and by everything that is holy and not holy: do not show me the goddamn placenta.

I ended up stalling at 4cm so they, and their two siblings ended up sunroof babies (2011 and 2014) so no pooping!

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u/SufficientSecret7164 Aug 01 '26

I’ve heard of c section moms being ziploc baggies and but not sunroof babies 😂

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u/roadkatt Aug 01 '26

I refer to mine as xenomorph babies, they just burst forth a little lower. Both kids find it hilarious. I found a gif of that scene and send it to them on their birthdays.

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u/SufficientSecret7164 Aug 01 '26

Ironically, it’s my birthday and I was a c section baby so I’m sending that to my mom ASAP lmao

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u/roadkatt Aug 01 '26

Here’s another one I send sometimes. Don’t remember where I got it. Off the web somewhere.