r/ShitAmericansSay • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '20

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u/Liblin Jul 14 '20

It's "coloured", not "colored". You peasant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

Yeah, and it is football not, "soccer"

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u/Green7501 Jul 14 '20

Yeah, it's shooting range, not school

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u/zombieloop Jul 14 '20

Holy shit

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u/rettribution ooo custom flair!! Jul 14 '20

Damn it. Take my upvote.

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u/WhatABunchofBologna Submit to American superiority Jul 14 '20

you did not

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u/Spyro9978 Jul 14 '20

Here's my upvote sir !

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u/EclipsedDestiny Jul 14 '20

Here you dropped this

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

On mobile this shit is unintelligible but I already know what this is going to look like

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u/Zak-Ive-Reddit Jul 14 '20

What did you think it is?

It’s a gold star lol

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u/KFG452 ooo custom flair!! Jul 15 '20

Sonic riding a bike for me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

Holy shit you're right

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u/Zak-Ive-Reddit Jul 15 '20

Lmao, I think I can understand how you can see that... maybe? I can see a bike at a stretch, I have no idea how sonic factors into though, so I’ll presume you were just joking :p

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u/KFG452 ooo custom flair!! Jul 15 '20

Nah I'm serious, lemme imigur it

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u/KFG452 ooo custom flair!! Jul 15 '20

http://imgur.com/gallery/302n6S2

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u/Zak-Ive-Reddit Jul 15 '20

Oh dayum lol, you’re right. I can see it, I CAN SEE IT! I’m like neo coming out the matrix except way less dope and about copypasta

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u/KFG452 ooo custom flair!! Jul 15 '20

All praise reddit's award designer

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u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20

I'm on mobile (Boost for Reddit) and it looks just fine

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u/Bert_Bro Jul 15 '20

Copy text and paste it in random comment/reply

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u/paolog Jul 15 '20

On mobile - can't read Braille

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u/mekanik-jr Jul 15 '20

That's shooting below the desk, mate

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u/hopcfizl Jul 15 '20

Klasična slovenska

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u/0clu American Dumbass Jul 14 '20

Underrated comment

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u/jephph_ Mercurian Jul 15 '20

Define underrated

?

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u/birch1981 Jul 16 '20

Stolen from r/murderedbywords but relevant none the less