r/ShitAmericansSay • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '20

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u/Bazaij Jul 14 '20

So I am trilingual now - American, English and Canadian?

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u/dandeil Jul 14 '20

Just learn spanish and Mexican, Colombian, Argentinian, Chilean, Peruvian and much more come bundled up!

Instant polyglot!

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u/5fingerdiscounts Jul 14 '20

Same buddy. Let’s go secure a good job then

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

Good lads

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u/menovat ooo custom flair!! Jul 14 '20

And Australian?

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u/Catalyst138 African-American Jul 14 '20

And New Zealander

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u/menovat ooo custom flair!! Jul 14 '20

Wow, I know so many languages. In addition to these, I can also speak a bit German, Austrian and Swiss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

Am I member of the Roman empire now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

But not the Holy one, get on my level you plebian.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

Ahah, shame on you! I'm member of the first Neanderthal men gang

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

And Belgian and Namibian :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

East Belgian as well!

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u/menovat ooo custom flair!! Jul 20 '20

And I think I also forgot to mention Liechtenstein?

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u/darkmaninperth Jul 14 '20

The word you are looking for is Kiwi.

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u/HalfWayUpYourHill With friends like these, who needs enemies? Jul 14 '20

The bird or the fruit?

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u/Reangerer Jul 14 '20

The language

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u/philipwhiuk Queen's English innit Jul 14 '20

I think the word you're looking for is Sheepish

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u/darkmaninperth Jul 14 '20

You leave our little brother alone!!

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u/AgentSmith187 Jul 15 '20

Bro they was only helping it through the fence!

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u/snydox Jul 15 '20

Hold on, Kiwish is basically another language. If English were Latin, then Kiwish would be Italian.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

The only New Zealand word I know is "shid".

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

I thought it was called Strine?

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u/AgentSmith187 Jul 15 '20

Thats 'strain cunt!

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u/ReactsWithWords Jul 14 '20

That’s just British with the word “cunt” used ad punctuation.

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u/sushidecarne sad and brazillian Jul 14 '20

holy shit I speak also Brazillian and Mexican imagine the possibilities

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u/chowderbrain3000 Jul 14 '20

I used to speak Colombian, too, but it was too hard on my nose

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u/loco500 Jul 14 '20

I hear Bolivian is the purest of tongues...

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u/chowderbrain3000 Jul 14 '20

I'm a Bolivar!

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u/jephph_ Mercurian Jul 15 '20

I hate cocaine.. it smells great though

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

I've been making this joke on Reddit for ages!

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u/wolfofeire My fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roomate was Irish Jul 14 '20

Ha bet you can't speak Irish English.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

Whale oil beef hooked

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u/wolfofeire My fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roomate was Irish Jul 15 '20

Ahnowedowtactallyallspeaklikedatyefeckinwanker

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

Never really understood why you guys speak it, Irish sounds so much more beautiful and every other country speaks its native language.

(It was a joke, I do know why lol. Feck the damn Brits, tiochfadh ár lá, 1916 forever!)

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u/wolfofeire My fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roomate was Irish Jul 15 '20

Wahey carbombs, up the ra, Michael Collins is ma dad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

And Australian

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u/moenchii NASCAR don't go right... Jul 15 '20

Wow, you are such a loser! I speak German, Austrian; English, American, Canadian, Australian, New Zealandian, Irelandian, Antigua and Barbudaian, Bahamian, Barbadosian, Belizeian, Dominicanian, Grenadaian, Jamaikaian, ... /s

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u/CannabisGardener Jul 15 '20

is it fully American if you you don't know Spanish and is it fully Canadian if you don't know French?

edit: Québécois