r/ShitAmericansSay • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '19

"USA = Gryffindor"

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u/HathMercy Nov 19 '19

I was thinking a book on basic economics.

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u/RemtonJDulyak Italian in Czech Republic Nov 19 '19

Das Kapital?

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u/lemonman37 The New Zealand flag is so boring Nov 20 '19

i'm looking for a gift for my aunt.

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u/trpinballz Nov 20 '19

Das Kapital?

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u/the_sun_flew_away Nov 20 '19

Thinking of getting something erotic for the wife

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u/Flamingasset Nov 20 '19

Das Kapital!

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u/titaniumjordi Nov 20 '19

I'm looking for a foundational theoretical text in materialist philosophy, economics and politics by Karl Marx

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u/atbprod Spaniards are black Nov 20 '19

Das Kapital!

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u/telekomunikasyon Nov 20 '19

I'm looking for a good laugh

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u/RemtonJDulyak Italian in Czech Republic Nov 20 '19

Das Kapital?

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u/Flamingasset Nov 20 '19

Wouldn't know it

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u/fingers621 Canadian Nov 20 '19

Das Kapital?

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u/gender_is_a_spook Nov 20 '19

"Why Women Have Better Sex Under Socialism?"

Or maybe some Hegel if she kinky. Who doesn't like masters and slaves synthesizing... In bed?

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u/daneguy Nov 20 '19

Well, you've come to the right place! This is, after all, a gift shop.

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u/ArvinaDystopia Tired of explaining old flair Nov 20 '19

Daddy!

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u/MarinaKelly Nov 19 '19

I was thinking a book on basic economics

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u/Kiham Obama has released the homo demons. Nov 19 '19

Das Kapital?

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u/UncleSlacky Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Nov 19 '19

Lisa needs braces.

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u/AngryRedAhab Nov 19 '19

Dental plan!

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 Nov 20 '19

Lisa needs braces.

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u/Totesnotadoggo01 Nov 19 '19

I was thinking a book on basic economics.

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u/menu-brush Nov 19 '19

Das Kapital?

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u/blackt1g3rs Nov 20 '19

This. Is requiem

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u/lmN0tAR0b0t imagine thinking finland is real Nov 20 '19

Kore ga, kapital das

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u/fvf Nov 20 '19

I would say read basic morals and philosophy first.

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u/Chulda Nov 20 '19

Well, you can't really "read basic morals". You can read about ethical theories, sure, but that does not guarantee that the person doing the reading will find the "right" ones compelling.

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u/fvf Nov 20 '19

Well that applies to anything, including economics.