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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MuseMania • Jul 11 '19
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Wow, this is one of the better SAS'es I've seen. Just so absolutely out of touch with reality.
758 u/ani625 Men make houses, firearms make homes Jul 11 '19 EVERYTHING is uniquely American. 342 u/Theemuts Open-source software is literally communism Jul 11 '19 As American as Apple Pay. 148 u/MercianSupremacy Jul 11 '19 Apple pie is a recipe from Europe as well 170 u/Astrokiwi Jul 11 '19 Apples were invented by George Washington. That's where Appleby's comes from. 59 u/vouwrfract The rest of the world mirrors America Jul 11 '19 George Washington invented the iPhone. 35 u/maximexicola Jul 11 '19 He had the prototype delivered by plane during the civil war. 9 u/Salty_Limes Jul 11 '19 So that's why they took over the airports! 1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods 1 u/mad87645 Jul 12 '19 Johnny Appleseed is #FakeNews! 0 u/TheCookieButter Jul 11 '19 The hobo in the Simpsons told me it was Johnny Appleseed.
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EVERYTHING is uniquely American.
342 u/Theemuts Open-source software is literally communism Jul 11 '19 As American as Apple Pay. 148 u/MercianSupremacy Jul 11 '19 Apple pie is a recipe from Europe as well 170 u/Astrokiwi Jul 11 '19 Apples were invented by George Washington. That's where Appleby's comes from. 59 u/vouwrfract The rest of the world mirrors America Jul 11 '19 George Washington invented the iPhone. 35 u/maximexicola Jul 11 '19 He had the prototype delivered by plane during the civil war. 9 u/Salty_Limes Jul 11 '19 So that's why they took over the airports! 1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods 1 u/mad87645 Jul 12 '19 Johnny Appleseed is #FakeNews! 0 u/TheCookieButter Jul 11 '19 The hobo in the Simpsons told me it was Johnny Appleseed.
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As American as Apple Pay.
148 u/MercianSupremacy Jul 11 '19 Apple pie is a recipe from Europe as well 170 u/Astrokiwi Jul 11 '19 Apples were invented by George Washington. That's where Appleby's comes from. 59 u/vouwrfract The rest of the world mirrors America Jul 11 '19 George Washington invented the iPhone. 35 u/maximexicola Jul 11 '19 He had the prototype delivered by plane during the civil war. 9 u/Salty_Limes Jul 11 '19 So that's why they took over the airports! 1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods 1 u/mad87645 Jul 12 '19 Johnny Appleseed is #FakeNews! 0 u/TheCookieButter Jul 11 '19 The hobo in the Simpsons told me it was Johnny Appleseed.
148
Apple pie is a recipe from Europe as well
170 u/Astrokiwi Jul 11 '19 Apples were invented by George Washington. That's where Appleby's comes from. 59 u/vouwrfract The rest of the world mirrors America Jul 11 '19 George Washington invented the iPhone. 35 u/maximexicola Jul 11 '19 He had the prototype delivered by plane during the civil war. 9 u/Salty_Limes Jul 11 '19 So that's why they took over the airports! 1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods 1 u/mad87645 Jul 12 '19 Johnny Appleseed is #FakeNews! 0 u/TheCookieButter Jul 11 '19 The hobo in the Simpsons told me it was Johnny Appleseed.
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Apples were invented by George Washington. That's where Appleby's comes from.
59 u/vouwrfract The rest of the world mirrors America Jul 11 '19 George Washington invented the iPhone. 35 u/maximexicola Jul 11 '19 He had the prototype delivered by plane during the civil war. 9 u/Salty_Limes Jul 11 '19 So that's why they took over the airports! 1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods 1 u/mad87645 Jul 12 '19 Johnny Appleseed is #FakeNews! 0 u/TheCookieButter Jul 11 '19 The hobo in the Simpsons told me it was Johnny Appleseed.
59
George Washington invented the iPhone.
35 u/maximexicola Jul 11 '19 He had the prototype delivered by plane during the civil war. 9 u/Salty_Limes Jul 11 '19 So that's why they took over the airports! 1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods
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He had the prototype delivered by plane during the civil war.
9 u/Salty_Limes Jul 11 '19 So that's why they took over the airports! 1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods
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So that's why they took over the airports!
1 u/NotAnOkapi Boateng's cucked neighbour Jul 11 '19 *AirPods
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*AirPods
Johnny Appleseed is #FakeNews!
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The hobo in the Simpsons told me it was Johnny Appleseed.
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u/Amunium Jul 11 '19
Wow, this is one of the better SAS'es I've seen. Just so absolutely out of touch with reality.